Lesbian couple looking for "dream sperm"

[tyroneweaver]

Lesbian couple search for their 'dream' sperm donor on Facebook

Hilarious on so many fronts

 

[Compost]

In addition to Facebook, the lesbian couple have sent a fish on a bicycle to search for dream sperm.

 

[Pop23]

Lesbian couple search for their 'dream' sperm donor on Facebook

Hilarious on so many fronts

I was cool with hittin the both of em until I read this:

He has to be a "cool dude" who is taller than them, doesn't want to be a dad but is willing to be present at birthdays and other important occasions,

I was looking more for a slam bam thank Ya ma'am, kinda thing!

 

[waltky]

Tell `em Uncle Ferd says he's at yer disposal...

... day or night...

... just leave him a PM...

... with yer phone #.

 

[Pop23]

Tell `em Uncle Ferd says he's at yer disposal...

... day or night...

... just leave him a PM...

... with yer phone #.

Dude, they want you on special occasions and birthdays........

If I don't get to hit that sweet stuff on the left during those occasions, I got better things to do with my free time.....

Like trimming my toenails or sticking my tounge in a light socket

 

[mdk]

It isn't uncommon for couples that use sperm donations to want certain physical, intellectual, and/or personality characteristics.

 

[Correll]

It isn't uncommon for couples that use sperm donations to want certain physical, intellectual, and/or personality characteristics.

If you want them there for birthdays, you are not looking for a donor, but a daddy.

 

[strollingbones]

dont we all do that in mate selection

 

[mdk]

It isn't uncommon for couples that use sperm donations to want certain physical, intellectual, and/or personality characteristics.

If you want them there for birthdays, you are not looking for a donor, but a daddy.

While simultaneously not looking for a daddy. lol. They are goof-balls, that's for sure.

 

[strollingbones]

or they simply want a male figure involved......

 

[strollingbones]

i dont trust lesbians on the whole.....they are mean

 

[mdk]

i dont trust lesbians on the whole.....they are mean

They are just jealous of your mullet. lol

 

[strollingbones]

what do lesbians do on a first date?



pick out china

 

[tyroneweaver]

So doesn't this prove that being gay is a choice.They chose to use a male let alone the choice of what kinda male

 

[strollingbones]

i still think it is a birth thing...not a choice.....why would some one opt for such a hard road

 

[strollingbones]

if it were a choice thing wouldnt we remember making that choice

 

[Pop23]

One second thought

I might just give that one on the left "the high hard one"

I'm sure It would get her to switch teams.

 

[rdean]

I have some.

 

[strollingbones]

pop if mdk shoves a dick up your ass ...are you gonna switch teams

 

[Pop23]

i still think it is a birth thing...not a choice.....why would some one opt for such a hard road

I've been doing some research on Chimara, the condition in which one twin dies in the womb and is absorbed by the other.

Interesting article of a recent example, the dude had two sets of DNA. One his, one his dead brother.

I think it's absolutely possible there is a link to ghost twins and homosexuality.

Here's the link

This Man Failed A Paternity Test Due To His Vanished Twin’s DNA