List of Speakers released for GOP Convetion: 4 Trump Children Have Slots

[Vandalshandle]

If Chuck Norris is not going to speak, I'm boycotting it!!!!!!

 

[1stRambo]

GOP unveils list of speakers for next week's convention

There's going to be Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi. You remember her. She's the one Trump bribed to drop the Fraud and Racketeering lawsuit in Florida. What was it? $25,000.00?

And get this: The general manager of the Trump Winery in Virginia. Oh man, I can't wait. I wonder what he has to say?

Former New York Mayor and world famous drag queen Rudy Giuliani. Rudy and Trump have shared a few intimate moments in the past.

Governor Mike Huckabee whose son was in prison for torturing and crucifying a dog and who attended a "kill the gays" rally. Fun guy!

And for star power, underwear model Antonio Sabato, Jr.

And who could forget sweet Senator Joni (castration) Ernst?

Don't forget Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn. Famous for answering the question "What shall we do about the economy" with, "I have studied the economy extensively and I understand we have to do something".

Everyone loves Governor Rick (crazy eyes) Scott:

This is going to be truly amazing.

I wonder if Trump will have his other wives there? He has enough to start his own branch of the Mormon Church.

dean what country are you going to run too if the guy actually wins?....just asking....

White House Watch - Rasmussen Reports™
After Trump is sworn in our Mr. rdean might need to 'pack light'.
Don't think he'll have any access to the Internet in Federal prison.

why did dean commit a federal crime?....

In the world of the GOP, you don't need to commit a crime. Look how they want to kill gays for simply existing. Since I'm of Italian decent, I guess Italians are next. Or maybe blacks, or Muslims. It's hard to be sure. Republicans hate so many I'm never sure who is on today's hate list.

Yo, treat a Scum, like a Scum!!!

"GTP"

 

[rightwinger]

The Clint Eastwood empty chair bit went so well last time that the GOP is going with all empty suits this year.

It went over very well. I remember distinctly that libs went bezerk over it and acted like Clint pulled his dick out. Libturds ALWAYS think if the ridicule something enough they've won. They're too stupid to realize it's just a reflection on them.

Funny part was that even an "empty chair" beat the shit out of the best candidate Republicans had to offer

When Republicans asked....Wouldn't you rather have us than an empty chair?

America responded....Give us the chair, give us the chair

 

[Vandalshandle]

I have never heard of 95% of these folks. Can I assume that Dr. Ben Carson is the token black? Also, I did not notice any Latino names. I guess Rubio and Cruz didn't make the A list.

If only they had invited Michelle Bachmann, I could have forgiven Trump for giving Palin the cold shoulder!.

My bad. I see that Cruz made it after all....

 

[bendog]

I have never heard of 95% of these folks. Can I assume that Dr. Ben Carson is the token black? Also, I did not notice any Latino names. I guess Rubio and Cruz didn't make the A list.

If only they had invited Michelle Bachmann, I could have forgiven Trump for giving Palin the cold shoulder!.

He stiffed Sheriff Joe.

 

[Vandalshandle]

I have never heard of 95% of these folks. Can I assume that Dr. Ben Carson is the token black? Also, I did not notice any Latino names. I guess Rubio and Cruz didn't make the A list.

If only they had invited Michelle Bachmann, I could have forgiven Trump for giving Palin the cold shoulder!.

He stiffed Sheriff Joe.

DAMN!

 

[Vandalshandle]

You would have thought that Trump could have made room for some of his X wives....

 

[Vandalshandle]

I think that Ben Carson is actually there to deliver the commercial message...Celestial Green Herbal Tea,

 

[bendog]

2012 Republican National Convention - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

wow, look at those names.

 

[Pogo]

GOP CONVENTION SPEAKERS:

Pastor Mark Burns
Phil Ruffin
Congressman Ryan Zinke
Pat Smith
Mark Geist
John Tiegen
Congressman Michael McCaul
Sheriff David Clarke
Congressman Sean Duffy
Darryl Glenn
Senator Tom Cotton
Karen Vaughn
Governor Mike Huckabee
Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Melania Trump
Senator Joni Ernst
Kathryn Gates-Skipper
Marcus Luttrell
Dana White
Governor Asa Hutchinson
Attorney General Leslie Rutledge
Michael Mukasey
Andy Wist
Senator Jeff Sessions
Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn
Alex Smith
Speaker Paul Ryan
Congressman Kevin McCarthy
Kerry Woolard .
Senator Shelley Moore Capito
Dr. Ben Carson
Co-Chair Sharon Day
Natalie Gulbis
Kimberlin Brown
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Peter Thiel
Eileen Collins
Senator Ted Cruz
Newt Gingrich
Michelle Van Etten
Lynne Patton
Eric Trump
Harold Hamm
Congressman Chris Collins
Brock Mealer
Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn
Governor Mary Fallin
Darrell Scott
Lisa Shin
Governor Rick Scott
Chairman Reince Priebus
Tom Barrack
Ivanka Trump
Attorney General Pam Bondi
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Rabbi Haskel Lookstein
Chris Cox
Senator Mitch McConnell
Tiffany Trump
Governor Chris Christie
Donald J. Trump Jr.
Governor Scott Walker

You get a better list of speakers at a Tractor Convention

Well I'll be ---- count the number of living Republican ex-Presidents..... I get zero.

Hey, Zell Miller's still available.

 

[Pogo]

This will be a truly sad and bizarre GOP convention.

It's like a loser's bracket for a 'Conservatives Got Talent' show.

All they need is a guy offstage with a giant hook to drag them off if they bomb. Where is that Ken Barry guy who used to host the Gong Show?

dang I think he's dead, but that shouldn't disqualify him from being a featured guest at the GOP convention.

Chuck Barris. Still alive, 87 years old.

 

[rightwinger]

GOP CONVENTION SPEAKERS:

Pastor Mark Burns
Phil Ruffin
Congressman Ryan Zinke
Pat Smith
Mark Geist
John Tiegen
Congressman Michael McCaul
Sheriff David Clarke
Congressman Sean Duffy
Darryl Glenn
Senator Tom Cotton
Karen Vaughn
Governor Mike Huckabee
Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Melania Trump
Senator Joni Ernst
Kathryn Gates-Skipper
Marcus Luttrell
Dana White
Governor Asa Hutchinson
Attorney General Leslie Rutledge
Michael Mukasey
Andy Wist
Senator Jeff Sessions
Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn
Alex Smith
Speaker Paul Ryan
Congressman Kevin McCarthy
Kerry Woolard .
Senator Shelley Moore Capito
Dr. Ben Carson
Co-Chair Sharon Day
Natalie Gulbis
Kimberlin Brown
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Peter Thiel
Eileen Collins
Senator Ted Cruz
Newt Gingrich
Michelle Van Etten
Lynne Patton
Eric Trump
Harold Hamm
Congressman Chris Collins
Brock Mealer
Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn
Governor Mary Fallin
Darrell Scott
Lisa Shin
Governor Rick Scott
Chairman Reince Priebus
Tom Barrack
Ivanka Trump
Attorney General Pam Bondi
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Rabbi Haskel Lookstein
Chris Cox
Senator Mitch McConnell
Tiffany Trump
Governor Chris Christie
Donald J. Trump Jr.
Governor Scott Walker

You get a better list of speakers at a Tractor Convention

Well I'll be ---- count the number of living Republican ex-Presidents..... I get zero.

Hey, Zell Miller's still available.

None of the Bush's
No Cheney or Quayle
No ex GOP candidates....McCain, Romney or Dole


To quote Mondale....Where's the beef?

 

[rightwinger]

This will be a truly sad and bizarre GOP convention.

It's like a loser's bracket for a 'Conservatives Got Talent' show.

All they need is a guy offstage with a giant hook to drag them off if they bomb. Where is that Ken Barry guy who used to host the Gong Show?

dang I think he's dead, but that shouldn't disqualify him from being a featured guest at the GOP convention.

Chuck Barris. Still alive, 87 years old.

I thought he had died too

 

[SYTFE]

Trump's daughter, Ivanka, is scheduled to speak.

I just hope The Donald isn't the one to introduce her.

"Look at her. Doesn't she have a great ass, folks? If she wasn't my daughter, I'd probably be banging her up in my suite right now."

Maybe he can live-stream their hotel room adventures on his top of the line ACN machine...

 

[bendog]

Phil Robertson? Ducks for Donald.

 

[Pogo]

GOP CONVENTION SPEAKERS:

Pastor Mark Burns
Phil Ruffin
Congressman Ryan Zinke
Pat Smith
Mark Geist
John Tiegen
Congressman Michael McCaul
Sheriff David Clarke
Congressman Sean Duffy
Darryl Glenn
Senator Tom Cotton
Karen Vaughn
Governor Mike Huckabee
Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Melania Trump
Senator Joni Ernst
Kathryn Gates-Skipper
Marcus Luttrell
Dana White
Governor Asa Hutchinson
Attorney General Leslie Rutledge
Michael Mukasey
Andy Wist
Senator Jeff Sessions
Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn
Alex Smith
Speaker Paul Ryan
Congressman Kevin McCarthy
Kerry Woolard .
Senator Shelley Moore Capito
Dr. Ben Carson
Co-Chair Sharon Day
Natalie Gulbis
Kimberlin Brown
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Peter Thiel
Eileen Collins
Senator Ted Cruz
Newt Gingrich
Michelle Van Etten
Lynne Patton
Eric Trump
Harold Hamm
Congressman Chris Collins
Brock Mealer
Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn
Governor Mary Fallin
Darrell Scott
Lisa Shin
Governor Rick Scott
Chairman Reince Priebus
Tom Barrack
Ivanka Trump
Attorney General Pam Bondi
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Rabbi Haskel Lookstein
Chris Cox
Senator Mitch McConnell
Tiffany Trump
Governor Chris Christie
Donald J. Trump Jr.
Governor Scott Walker

You get a better list of speakers at a Tractor Convention

Well I'll be ---- count the number of living Republican ex-Presidents..... I get zero.

Hey, Zell Miller's still available.

Where are the real heavyweights? Those guys that really exemplify what he's about?

You know --- Dennis Rodman.... (the orange thing)

Mike Tyson.... (the punchy thing)

Mike Ditka.... (the intellect thing)

Bobby Knight..... (the other punchy thing)

Terrell Owens...... (the narcissist thing)

Isn't Vince McMahon even gonna be there? C'mon, they're best friends who both inherited richness from their fathers. His wife was even a Republican candidate.



Show 'em your stuff, Vince.

My goodness gracious, how Presidential! :::swoon:::​

 

[bodecea]

With the GOP poised to lose the Senate, take some losses in the House and an GE Campaign that has ranged from feckless to forgettable….Drumpf has seen to it that his 4 children will have speaking opportunities at the Convention next week. Whereas this time could be used by what is left of the GOP “serious” politician wing to reach voters…his kids (including the two that couldn’t figure out how to resister to vote for their dad) will be addressing the delegates.

You can’t make this stuff up folks.

Yo, it`s called Family, something the "Immoral Democrat Party" can`t produce, can two fags produce? Rest my Case!!!

"GTP"
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Family:

 

[bodecea]

This will be a truly sad and bizarre GOP convention.

Sad for the RW....hilarious for the rest of us.

 

[guno]

With the GOP poised to lose the Senate, take some losses in the House and an GE Campaign that has ranged from feckless to forgettable….Drumpf has seen to it that his 4 children will have speaking opportunities at the Convention next week. Whereas this time could be used by what is left of the GOP “serious” politician wing to reach voters…his kids (including the two that couldn’t figure out how to resister to vote for their dad) will be addressing the delegates.

You can’t make this stuff up folks.

Yo, it`s called Family, something the "Immoral Democrat Party" can`t produce, can two fags produce? Rest my Case!!!

"GTP"
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oh those christian family values!!!

 

[bodecea]

Oh for the good old days when this was about the goofiest thing you'd expect to see at the GOP convention:

Remember these?