Man is murdered over mayonnaise

[Mr Natural]

Damn Whities!

 

[Wyatt earp]

Dukes is the only brand worth eating

You're giving away your home address

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

You knew from the title it was white people.
Now, if it had been hot sauce…

 

[hjmick]

Dukes is the only brand worth eating

They make a damn good BBQ sauce, but not a fan of their mayonnaise. Of course, I use mayonnaise in my tuna fish only, otherwise mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are products of Satan...

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Why does the news leave out important details? Was it Kraft or Hellmanns? Inquiring minds want to know.

If it ain’t Duke then you should be put in front of a firing squad!

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

If it ain’t Duke then you should be put in front of a firing squad!

Ima tell you right now...this is the ultimate mayonnaise

Go to your local Asian store and get a bottle of it.

You will want no other.

Trust me.

$5 and you will want no other mayo.

These Japs can make some mayo.

 

[fncceo]

Depends on the brand.

Well, sure ... I could see if it were Hellmann's.

 

[fncceo]

These Japs can make some mayo.

Well, they did lose the war ...

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Well, they did lose the war ...

Yes sir...and they deserved their ass kicking too.

That mayo may have been a result of that loss.

Have you ever seen their loaves of bread too?

Good lord!

Huge.

Their bread is enormous.

 

[evenflow1969]

Was in the store the other day. Crab legs are like $80 a pound.

They’re good, but not that good.

Yep, crazy. Perch was 35$ per pound during perch fishing season. Not sure what it is now. I did not sell any of the perch I caught this year ate it all My perch catch this year was way down. Worst year of my life. Hope this year is better.

 

[toobfreak]

More understandable when you read the article. Fucking with someone’s food; is rolling the dice.

Or at least owing your buddy a new meal and the expense of an extra $10 or whatever paying for it.

 

[evenflow1969]

You knew from the title it was white people.
Now, if it had been hot sauce…

I am white and if you fuck with hot sauce you will pull back a nub. I like shit hot. I had a Mexican friend show up a while back at dinner time. I made blackened shrimp. I asked him if he was hungry. He said ya. I warned him that shit is spicy. He said you see the color of my skin? That fucker took a few bites. I thought he was going to cry. Lol. Meanwhile my 17 year old daughter at the time was going to town on it.

 

[evenflow1969]

Iowa man sentenced to life in prison after killing his friend in a fight over mayonnaise

An Iowa man was sentenced to life behind bars for the murder of a friend he repeatedly ran over with a pickup truck after a fight about mayonnaise.

nypost.com

No this is not joke
White trash is just as bad as any .
We’re a nation where life is cheap
The killer will do life in jail

Yep no matter color, creed nor location anger makes people stupid and dangerous. Half of America divorce s over squeezing the tooth paste in the middle or at the end. This is why I prefer to live alone. 26 years of screaming kids and screaming wife. Now just peace. I will never go back to living with people.

 

[Leo123]

Sounds like a prank gone way wrong.

 

[skye]

Kill over mayonnaise..... wow.....and there I was thinking I've seen it all.

 

[Leo123]

I will defend the mayo it's innocent.

 

[skye]

I will defend the mayo it's innocent.

I like mayo, but dijonnaise is even better! YUM!

that's mayo and dijon mustard.

 

[basquebromance]