Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
Strollingbones, you do realize that millions of kids every year get injured, sometimes very seriously, from recreational activities and sports other than football. And football does account for padding that helps protect the kids and minimize injuries... Of course you probably wrap your kid in bubblewrap everyday before sending them to school.
Exactly. Every year at band camp, a girl will get severe vulvar and vaginal lacerations after inserting a flute into her vagina.
I thought it was a clarinet, or a Oboe.......I'd expect a flute to be "Safe Sex."