misuse a homophone in a sentence

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I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

 

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Uncle Ferd says...

... dats how gays call each other...

... on dey's homophones.

 

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Uncle Ferd says...

... dats how gays call each other...

... on dey's homophones.

Pogo needs to get in on this thread's action. Right up his/ her alley, this.

Okay, moving along:

The US penile system is a farce designed to enslave the poor.

 

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Wow, that honey right there is one seriously hot piece of tale.

 

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Did you know that John's banned will be playing at CBGB's next week?

 

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I waited until high tied before I headed out to the beach.

 

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Ah, moor's the pity, sir.

 

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After that, I didn't see her for another weak.

 

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The ultimate affect of it showed that Jason was quite frail.

 

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They gave Bartholomew a shiny plaque for his having cleaned the chimney so well.

 

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Don't forget to go to the poles to vote tomorrow.

 

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Rachel was tired when she got home from the jim.

 

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We were both sitting over there when the tree eventually fail.

 

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Franklin had never been particularly fond of wearing a bough tie.

 

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When the building was finally raised, it became an open-air flea market.

 

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My dog has flees.

 

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They one the game on a pinch-hit single to center that drove in a run in the bottom of the ninth.

 

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Carol won't be at work today because she's at home, sick and bedridden with the Flew.

 

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Two words, but for the sheer thrill of it all:

I heard that Gertrude is being black maled for $50K.

 

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Tom laid the tile down on the table and started puncturing it with the all.