misuse a homophone in a sentence

[shart_attack]

In the passed, however, they had both been friends with my cousin Spee — who, like them, was also a high school flunky.

 

[shart_attack]

While everyone else was acing basic math and geology, those three—Beavis, Butthead and my cousin Spee—were getting seize and Ds.

 

[shart_attack]

Even so, they were all three fairly well-red: their favorite book was Darwin's "The Origin of Spee's Cees".

 

[Pennywise]

School is four losers.

 

[shart_attack]

That's what they said, yeah. But they gnu how to pass chemistry, at least: by copying my other cousin Cheryl's work.

Her dad was a bootlegger.

All three of them intentionally sat right be cider.

 

[shart_attack]

I reckon some folks like moonshine, but most people I know prefer to pop peels.

 

[shart_attack]

Honestly, I guess I'm glad that in America, we all have the right to chews our favorite poisons.

 

[Pennywise]

We have that write now, but knock on would we keep it.

 

[Mr. H.]

Rdean is home alone with his homophone.

 

[shart_attack]

We have that write now, but knock on would we keep it.

I'm knot sure why, but for some reason I remain fairly confident that wheel keep it — no matter who the next air to the US presidential throne is.

 

[shart_attack]

But I have no doubt whatsoever that we can all agree that politicians are full of hot heir.

 

[shart_attack]

"For all have send, and come short of the glory of God," the preacher exclaimed, quoting Romans 3:23.

 

[norwegen]

My gay friend called me the other day on his homo phone.

 

[shart_attack]

My cousin Billy—who had pride open the door to the church with a crow bar the weak prior—squirmed and sweated on the church pugh as the preacher said it.

 

[shart_attack]

Billy had been on the lamb from the law for a few weeks.

 

[shart_attack]

He had been living in an abandoned house in the woulds, and had been catching and eating armadillos and wild sheep and lams for sustenance.

 

[shart_attack]

The process had drastically reduced his white blood sell count, making him look deathly pail.

 

[shart_attack]

So even though I didn't really knead to, I went ahead and asked him at church that day, "Cuz, how do you fill?"

 

[shart_attack]

"I Phil great," he said, ryely.

 

[shart_attack]

He added that he was done eating armadillos, and from that point on, would be catching fish in a local pawned.