misuse a homophone in a sentence

[shart_attack]

He now refers to that time period as his "glory daze."

 

[shart_attack]

Let us prey that he is still okay.

 

[shart_attack]

It's been reigning for four days strait now because of this storm.

 

[shart_attack]

Penelope bought herself a brick of cheddar and a new cheese greater on Wednesday.

 

[shart_attack]

Before that, she was fairly skinny: you should sea what she ways now.

 

[shart_attack]

She probably looks like a beached well now.

 

[shart_attack]

She's much, much more than just a shale of herself now.

 

[shart_attack]

I invited her over for some tee the other day, but she said she couldn't make it.

 

[shart_attack]

She said she wasn't aloud.

 

[shart_attack]

I don't know what her dill is, really.

 

[shart_attack]

I'm not sure I even know what she mint.

 

[shart_attack]

It just sounds to me like she's in some kind of spiritual pane.

 

[shart_attack]

She'll probably be okay, after she's had some wrest.

 

[shart_attack]

She mist her chance to get some sleep yesterday because she watched some movie marathon on the SyFy Channel.

 

[norwegen]

This one should be aweful:

The Offal smelled awful.

 

[norwegen]

Of all the precedents we've had, the best for setting presidents were the 3rd, 4th, and 30th precedence.

 

[Pogo]

This one should be aweful:

The Offal smelled awful.

As did the smelt offal...

 

[shart_attack]

Of all the precedents we've had, the best for setting presidents were the 3rd, 4th, and 30th precedence.

I remember when I learned about Coolidge in American History 101.

I grew board with him pretty quickly, myself.

 

[norwegen]

Of all the precedents we've had, the best for setting presidents were the 3rd, 4th, and 30th precedence.

I remember when I learned about Coolidge in American History 101.

I grew board with him pretty quickly, myself.

He may halve been a boar, but Coolidge was a grate liter. Won of hour best.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Does your dog have flees? Does he lick his bawls? Does he shed his hare on the furniture? Does he barque at strangers?