Mother Assisted Suicide?...

Probably went something like this:



SON: "Yo mom, I sets my ass on fire !"

MOM: "Whut ya tawkin about, yo stoopid in the head or somethins ?"

SON: "Nah, I's doo it, and gits it on vidyo ma !"

MOM: "Why's yo thinkin' up stoopid sheet like this fer ? Yous thinkin' like yo daddy, whoever thats is".

SON: "Nah, see I gits lightin' flood on, strikes a match, vidyo it, then poots it on yotoob.
Then aftas a few daze, peepole see it so much, youtoob has to pay us money."

MOM: "I gits da match !"
 
when he panicked after setting himself on fire. Others had to help him put out the fire

Ok I laughed. Stupid should hurt and sometimes is does
 

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