Musk to Rescue Astronauts

[Blaster]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space. That guy is an American treasure.

Elon Musk will rescue Nasa astronauts trapped on space station

They are now expected to return next February on Crew Dragon spacecraft manufactured by tycoon’s SpaceX, Boeing’s Starliner rival

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space. That guy is an American treasure.

Elon Musk will rescue Nasa astronauts trapped on space station

They are now expected to return next February on Crew Dragon spacecraft manufactured by tycoon’s SpaceX, Boeing’s Starliner rival

www.telegraph.co.uk

You're easily impressed.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Here's who you should be thanking

 

[Blaster]

Here's who you should be thanking

He's dead.

 

[deannalw]

You're easily impressed.

Yeah.

Cuz everyone knows fetchin some folks and bringin 'em home from outer fuckin space ain't no thang.

 

[deannalw]

He's dead.

Could leave a post it note on his headstone...

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yeah.

Cuz everyone knows fetchin some folks and bringin 'em home from outer fuckin space ain't no thang.

That's right it takes thousands of people, billions of dollars and ideas from the Nazis.

 

[The Duke]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space. That guy is an American treasure.

Elon Musk will rescue Nasa astronauts trapped on space station

They are now expected to return next February on Crew Dragon spacecraft manufactured by tycoon’s SpaceX, Boeing’s Starliner rival

www.telegraph.co.uk

The more pertinent question is: Why are those people stranded there?! Are they even still alive?

 

[fncceo]

The more pertinent question is: Why are those people stranded there?! Are they even still alive?

Cannibalism and old “Star Trek” episodes on VHS.

 

[forkintheroad7]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space. That guy is an American treasure.

Elon Musk will rescue Nasa astronauts trapped on space station

They are now expected to return next February on Crew Dragon spacecraft manufactured by tycoon’s SpaceX, Boeing’s Starliner rival

www.telegraph.co.uk

I didn't get this story as written.. the thing is going to "un-dock" without the astronauts? And return to Earth? What the...????!!!

That's the gummit for ya

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Here's who you should be thanking

Robert H. Goddard - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Concerned American]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space. That guy is an American treasure.

Elon Musk will rescue Nasa astronauts trapped on space station

They are now expected to return next February on Crew Dragon spacecraft manufactured by tycoon’s SpaceX, Boeing’s Starliner rival

www.telegraph.co.uk

DEI Boeing seems to make space suits that are incompatible with the Space X craft as well. Musk will have to send them suits as well. My question is what will happen with the one-way Boeing craft? Will they just jettison it from the ISS to become one more huge piece of space junk?

 

[crossbody]

1. If you like your healthcare you get to keep it.
2. COVID vaccine is safe and effective.
3. If you go into space we will bring you back home in one week.

Those are all democrat lies. Now we have two persons being held hostage in space because the democrats wanted to experiment on them.

 

[Votto]

He's dead.

Jim

 

[fncceo]

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Jim

Dammit, Jim … I’m a doctor, not a social media influencer.

 

[toobfreak]

Elon Musk to the rescue after NASA bails on returning the two astronauts stranded in space.

Yep, the 8 day mission that turned into 8 months because Musk can do what multi-billion dollar government contractor Boeing CANNOT do.

MY ONLY QUESTION: Who (if anyone) will Boeing fire for this thruster debacle?

 

[JGalt]

Here's who you should be thanking

Actually Kamala Harris is the chair of the National Space Council. She's the "Space Czar."

Except she's too fucking busy running around the country and giggling to do her fucking job.

Stranded astronauts are hostages to Kamala Harris’ political ambition

 

[toobfreak]

My question is what will happen with the one-way Boeing craft? Will they just jettison it from the ISS to become one more huge piece of space junk?

They will pilot it down empty via computer control for it to land somewhere, maybe safely in the ocean to be recovered. That way, they can test and see how it operates without risking an astronaut's life.

 

[toobfreak]

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Damn it, Jim, what do I look like? A Moon Shuttle conductor?!