My female cousin found out about one of my fetishes on Facebook

[fbj]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

being submissive, walked on and sat on

That's cool bro, whatever floats your boat.

I like to be a sofa and have her sit on me and watch tv while eating dinner

 

[fbj]

What an idiot for posting on FB in the first place.

SRSLY

I thought since it was a secret group it was ok especially since I thought I didn;t know any of the members

 

[fbj]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

Is there not anything on the internet I can have to myself?

Not Facebook.

Has to be some facebook group where I don;t know anyone

See if there is a Virgin Support group.

You'd fit right in, and you wouldnt' know anyone there

Far from a virgin Mongo

 

[boedicca]

What an idiot for posting on FB in the first place.

SRSLY

I thought since it was a secret group it was ok especially since I thought I didn;t know any of the members

Could you possible be more gullible? Nothing you post on the internet is private. Nothing.

 

[Cassy Mo]

I like to be a sofa and have her sit on me and watch tv while eating dinner

A regular sofa, a love seat, sectional, or pull-out?

 

[Sherry]

I like to be a sofa and have her sit on me and watch tv while eating dinner

A regular sofa, a love seat, sectional, or pull-out?

futon

 

[Cecilie1200]

so annoyed and embarrassed

started a topic about fetishes

So the topic was active all afternoon and all of a sudden this person responds to my topic and it turns out to be my cousin

So now I am annoyed and embarrassed because I dont want any member of my family knowing about what I like behind closed doors. Damm is there any group on FB where I dont know anyone????

Now I can't even look her in the eye at the next family gathering

Well, um, while I can see not wanting to discuss one's sexual habits with relatives, I'm a bit confused as to why you're embarrassed and upset. If you're willing to do it, you should be okay with it and willing to own it, when necessary.

Honestly, I would take your cousin aside somewhere private, explain that you're a bit uncomfortable about this, and that you would really appreciate it if she would not make this common knowledge in the family, because you feel it would make everyone else uncomfortable as well.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Whatever you do, don't make a big deal about it if she brings up the subject. Dig up your best acting skills, and laugh it off.

Then bribe her with an ice cream cone.

Is there not anything on the internet I can have to myself?

Methinks you're a bit weak on the concept of Internet.

 

[fbj]

I like to be a sofa and have her sit on me and watch tv while eating dinner

A regular sofa, a love seat, sectional, or pull-out?

A regular sofa

 

[Cecilie1200]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

being submissive, walked on and sat on

The handy thing about my entire family being on varying scales of crazy and freaky is that the members of it rarely bat an eye at anything, as long as it's legal.

 

[aaronleland]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

Cousins.

 

[deltex1]

so annoyed and embarrassed

started a topic about fetishes

So the topic was active all afternoon and all of a sudden this person responds to my topic and it turns out to be my cousin

So now I am annoyed and embarrassed because I dont want any member of my family knowing about what I like behind closed doors. Damm is there any group on FB where I dont know anyone????

Now I can't even look her in the eye at the next family gathering

Having a cowboy fetish is very embarrassing this year...this decade....this century.

 

[Sarah G]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

being submissive, walked on and sat on

 

[fbj]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

being submissive, walked on and sat on

what is so damm funny?

 

[Sarah G]

What's the fetish? Inquiring minds want to know...

being submissive, walked on and sat on

what is so damm funny?

I've always thought it was funny. Why do you continue to tell everyone who will listen? If you're really serious. Laugh it off if she mentions it, it is creepy if you're serious about it but as a joke? She'll probably laugh too.

 

[Sarah G]

Besides, I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to meet her and ask her a few things about you.

 

[fbj]

Besides, I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to meet her and ask her a few things about you.

she is out of state relative that I only see once or twice a year

 

[koshergrl]

Besides, I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to meet her and ask her a few things about you.

she is out of state relative that I only see once or twice a year

Which is undoubtedly more than she would like.

 

[koshergrl]

I forsee involuntary mental hospital commitment in fbjs future.

 

[fbj]

I forsee involuntary mental hospital commitment in fbjs future.

Will u come visit me and sit on my face during visiting hours? lol