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The Ford Excursion was my first car in 2002 when I was 16.
My Mom asked me why I got something so big and heavy and "almost looks like a bus" lol
I said to her...
I know you don't get out much because of your muscular dystrophy.... but this whole time... there were punkass brainless nobodies out there driving around in their unkempt, worthless 1985 Monte Carlos, Cutlasses and Trans Ams...
And I only recently beat them up to a pulp last year, and I almost went to jail for it too.
If they see me driving around in somebody's normal family car, they'll be more than happy to have a crack at my car.. I know their personality and how they think and what kinds of crap they like to pull...
So I got something that's going to total their piece of shit for them and kill them too if they try to damage my car on the road.
My Mom asked me why I got something so big and heavy and "almost looks like a bus" lol
I said to her...
I know you don't get out much because of your muscular dystrophy.... but this whole time... there were punkass brainless nobodies out there driving around in their unkempt, worthless 1985 Monte Carlos, Cutlasses and Trans Ams...
And I only recently beat them up to a pulp last year, and I almost went to jail for it too.
If they see me driving around in somebody's normal family car, they'll be more than happy to have a crack at my car.. I know their personality and how they think and what kinds of crap they like to pull...
So I got something that's going to total their piece of shit for them and kill them too if they try to damage my car on the road.