Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

[eflatminor]

Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue. Go Jim Dandy, Go Jim Dandy

They don't write em like that anymore.

My goodness, a reference to Black Oak Arkansas? Why I'm just 'high on the hog' about that!

Or are you old enough to remember the LaVern Baker version?

 

[Pop23]

Jim Dandy to the rescue, Jim Dandy to the rescue. Go Jim Dandy, Go Jim Dandy

They don't write em like that anymore.

My goodness, a reference to Black Oak Arkansas? Why I'm just 'high on the hog' about that!

Or are you old enough to remember the LaVern Baker version?

Never heard it. Was probably late teens when Black Oak did it. Had'nt even crossed my mind in over a quarter century.

 

[Jarlaxle]

I had lunch with the late great Harry Browne, years ago.

I met him once...he did a small meet-and-greet at Greene Airport. He signed one of his books for me.

 

[Mr. H.]

My middle name is John and I baptize babbies.

Hmmm did I post that already?

Oh well.

 

[pix]

Hope that helps.

(I kinda liked the image, by the way. But the Board management doesn't allow pictures with nudity, under the terms of service. They want this place to be remain family friendly ... except for the language.)

Fuck. You're fucking kidding me. That's fucking fucked.

Well...that certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word.

are you some moderator of this board or something? cause if youre not, then keep comments like "Please don't take a shit in a fun thread. Much obliged" to yourself cause as far as im concerned unless your a mod, you can jam it.

 

[hortysir]

Fuck. You're fucking kidding me. That's fucking fucked.

Well...that certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word.

are you some moderator of this board or something? cause if youre not, then keep comments like "Please don't take a shit in a fun thread. Much obliged" to yourself cause as far as im concerned unless your a mod, you can jam it.

Sounded like sound advice.

Take the infraction or temp-ban next time then

 

[Anitabeme]

Well...that certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word.

are you some moderator of this board or something? cause if youre not, then keep comments like "Please don't take a shit in a fun thread. Much obliged" to yourself cause as far as im concerned unless your a mod, you can jam it.

Sounded like sound advice.

Take the infraction or temp-ban next time then

HAHA! I, for one, appreciate advice like that since I never bother to read the rules...yeah, my bad. IlarMeilyr was kind enough to warn me about something I posted, but the mods saw it before I could fix it. Thankfully they didn't ban me. LOL!

 

[IlarMeilyr]

My middle name is John and I baptize babbies.

Hmmm did I post that already?

Oh well.

Repetition is ok.

But it costs you the element of "surprise."

 

[The Professor]

My first wife had a shower with some of her friends but wouldn't let me have a bachelor party.

A couple years later I had a shower with a couple of her friends.

(notice *first* wife?)

I SALUTE YOU

YOU DA MAN

So I said, "Jim, I want you to meet my first wife, Mary."

And Jim says, I didn't know you were married before."

And I said, "I wasn't. I just call her my first wife to keep her on her toes."

 

[Ernie S.]

I once told my first wife, "You're beginning to sound just like my ex-wife."
She replied, But, I'm your first wife."
I said, "Exactly!"

 

[mudwhistle]

I love guns but hate shooting cute little animals
I like to colllect mushrooms
I love growing things and have a green thumb
I collect wild herbs
I do not hate Gays, Blacks, or liberals in general.

 

[Pop23]

I actually don't drink much beer. A 12 pack will last me a couple of months

 

[Mr. H.]

I was on a statewide distributed magazine cover once. Feature story too.
Illinois Rural Electric publication LOL.

 

[Anitabeme]

I actually don't drink much beer. A 12 pack will last me a couple of months

No, you just drink the beer the newbies bring in....

 

[Pop23]

I actually don't drink much beer. A 12 pack will last me a couple of months

No, you just drink the beer the newbies bring in....

Why do you think the 12 pack lasts so long....


Seriously, I drink very little beer

 

[Anitabeme]

I actually don't drink much beer. A 12 pack will last me a couple of months

No, you just drink the beer the newbies bring in....

Why do you think the 12 pack lasts so long....


Seriously, I drink very little beer

Liquor is quicker....

 

[Pop23]

No, you just drink the beer the newbies bring in....

Why do you think the 12 pack lasts so long....


Seriously, I drink very little beer

Liquor is quicker....

Earlier in my life I think I was borderline alcoholic, so I really watch my consumption. I think I caught it in time.

I do enjoy a drink now an again though.

 

[Mr. H.]

I have five scars on my bod.

 

[Mr. H.]

And 3 tats.

 

[Votto]

Only 5 things?

Just write to the Department of Justice. After posting here only one time I'm sure they know more about me that I know about me.