Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

[Gracie]

Great fun thread, hon!!

 

[The Professor]

Erm, explain to me what the heck a 'bushy one' is?

So, a bushwacker is a barber in the maternity ward?

 

[editec]

1. I have never seen "the Sound of Music" and never intend to, either.

2. I have never played a game of basketball, don't know the rules and don't intend to ever learn them either. (and this is true despite the fact that I consider the players of that game AMAZING athletes)

3. I used to be an overt racist AND a Randian before most people every heard of Ayn Rand. (but then I grew up)

4. I used to be a rather violent person with an explosive temper and I have the x-rays to remind me of those bad old days, too.

5. I believe that no person I have ever gotten to know well was NOT neurotic in one way or the other and that about half the people I have ever known had some form of PTSD.

 

[Swagger]

1. I was born on my mother's birthday.
2. I have been deported from a country.
3. I've had my front door kicked in by the taxman.
4. I did four tours of N. Ireland.
5. I've personally met a war criminal.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

Not as timid as some may think I am.
Am smarter than I bother to show any more.
I am 60 years old and feel 100 and wish I was 40.
Love animals more than my own species.
I wouldn't mind dying tomorrow if it is quick.

Find something to live for babe

 

[MondoBongo]

1. I like long walks on the beach, preferably at sunset.
2. I once sang professionally.
3. My first book of poetry almost got me nominated for poet laureate of Otsego County in upstate New York.
4. I consider Bill Ayers to be a badly misunderstood fellow.
5. I once had a minor run in with a famed musician, but I allowed him to walk away unscathed. Years later he died all the same; but I have an excellent alibi.

Love it!

 

[MondoBongo]

I never miss survivor.
I think hockey is the best sport.
I will never eat tofu.
I almost but don't totally hate cats.
I watch ABBA videos on youtube.

Last night was epic on Survivor and I was at the game where Ron Hextall scored the first actual goal by a goal tender

 

[tjvh]

-I read 4 books a week on average
-I hate Pizza Hut pizza
-I still bite my nails
-I adore board games
-I sing along, (badly and off key) to the radio when driving

Do you read books while you're driving?

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

-I read 4 books a week on average
-I hate Pizza Hut pizza
-I still bite my nails
-I adore board games
-I sing along, (badly and off key) to the radio when driving

Do you read books while you're driving?

I useed to watch DVDs while driving. I didn't really watch them though. I'd just listen though. In most cases, they were shows like The Big Bang Theory and I'd already have the images in my head.

 

[MondoBongo]

done and done!

Hope that helps.

(I kinda liked the image, by the way. But the Board management doesn't allow pictures with nudity, under the terms of service. They want this place to be remain family friendly ... except for the language.)

Fuck. You're fucking kidding me. That's fucking fucked.

Well...that certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word.

 

[hortysir]

1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

What was your favorite drug?

Do you speak German?

Extasy was fun....


Just enough to get around....
Un beir was all I really needed, tho

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

What was your favorite drug?

Do you speak German?

Extasy was fun....


Just enough to get around....
Un beir was all I really needed, tho

It's fun til you crash. People crash hard on that drug. And those that are hooked suffer serious withdrawl. All of that said, yea I've heard that it's fucking fun as hell.

 

[hortysir]

What was your favorite drug?

Do you speak German?

Extasy was fun....


Just enough to get around....
Un beir was all I really needed, tho

It's fun til you crash. People crash hard on that drug. And those that are hooked suffer serious withdrawl. All of that said, yea I've heard that it's fucking fun as hell.

Used to really like coke until I tied crank

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

Extasy was fun....


Just enough to get around....
Un beir was all I really needed, tho

It's fun til you crash. People crash hard on that drug. And those that are hooked suffer serious withdrawl. All of that said, yea I've heard that it's fucking fun as hell.

Used to really like coke until I tied crank

I don't know what that means.

 

[hortysir]

It's fun til you crash. People crash hard on that drug. And those that are hooked suffer serious withdrawl. All of that said, yea I've heard that it's fucking fun as hell.

Used to really like coke until I tied crank

I don't know what that means.

Cocaine you could snort a gram, eat a sandwich and go to bed.

Meth you could snort a quarter gram, paint the house, clean the garage, stay up fro 3 days and couldn't even open your mouth to take a bite of sammich

 

[MondoBongo]

I'm trying Facon for the first time

 

[Ernie S.]

1. I like long walks on the beach, preferably at sunset.
2. I once sang professionally.
3. My first book of poetry almost got me nominated for poet laureate of Otsego County in upstate New York.
4. I consider Bill Ayers to be a badly misunderstood fellow.
5. I once had a minor run in with a famed musician, but I allowed him to walk away unscathed. Years later he died all the same; but I have an excellent alibi.

Must spread!
Are you also "morally and intellectually superior to most here"?

I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee.
I was raised in the woods so's I knew ev'ry tree.
I kilt me a bar when I was only 3
I was a US Congressman for 4 terms
I died March 6th, 1836 at a Spanish mission in the Republic of Texas.

 

[Ernie S.]

Erm, explain to me what the heck a 'bushy one' is?

The pubes, babe, the pubes...


To trim or not to trim... That is the question.

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The bushiness of the pubes,

Or to take razor against a sea of hair...

Oh, lol.

I am not game enough to wax or shave properly down there. Too many fiddly bits haha!

But you'll shave your head... Go figger.

 

[Michelle420]

I don't like cell phones

I like film photography better than digital photography

I like inappropriate humor at the office

I don't like driving I prefer the light rail

I make people laugh when I do absurd impressions of my family members

 

[rightwinger]

1. I am a registered Republican
2. I went to school with Mel Gibson
3. I own two houses in different states and commute weekly
4. One of my ancestors was in Fords Theater when Lincoln was shot
5. I don't really work in a sewer