Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

[Ernie S.]

Damn! Small world. I lost mine to a French hooker in Algiers. (in 1834, while I was on a Congressional junket)

Damn. In my fantasies, you are much younger.

I may be old, but I'm really hot in my coon skin hat.

 

[Dajjal]

I have had schizophrenia for fifty years.
I am a spiritualist.
I am an artist, see my paintings on the art forum if you don't believe me.
I am an ex roadie for a rock band.
I was a motorcyclist for most of my life.
And one more thing, I am a bird lover. (does it show?)

 

[Ernie S.]

I have had schizophrenia for fifty years.
I am a spiritualist.
I am an artist, see my paintings on the art forum if you don't believe me.
I am an ex roadie for a rock band.
I was a motorcyclist for most of my life.
And one more thing, I am a bird lover. (does it show?)

I've had a beard for 40 years.
I am somewhere between a Deist and a Christian.
I'm an engineer, see my inventions in the lab on CSI every Wednesday night
I was at Woodstock.
I have over 3/4 million miles on a motorcycle. My avi is my current ride.
I'm a bird lover too. Pass me an order of Buffalo wings, please.

 

[Wicked Jester]

1) I was a stunt man (member of the association), and did stunt shows at Knotts Berry Farm....If ya' ever got robbed on the train back in the late eighties, or witnessed the dude with the long blonde hair and Goatee (Yeah, I resembled a young Will Bill Hickock) crashing through the window above the saloon after being blown away by the Sheriff, it was probably me....Good times indeed, and I can't even tell ya' how many womens phone numbers I got back then.

2) I have a huge Blues album and cookbook collection.

3) I was the personal chef for a legendary LA athlete and his family for about a year.

4) I'm a dog lover.

5) My sister is the worst cook, EVAH!

 

[Pop23]

1. As a Junior in high school I ran in an exhibition race against a former Heisman Trophey winner (I lost, but it was pretty close and I was nervous as hell)
2. Grew up poor
3. Was trapped in a Pickup for 3 days during a blizzard, damn glad it had dual tanks.
4. Snuck backstage of a Grand Funk Railroad concert by pretending I was the Concert Hall Manager's nephew (but never met any of them). It started as a Joke with a friend I went with, but hell it worked!
5. I got nothin else except I am the Pop to three.

 

[g5000]

1. I was a dictator of a small island nation.
2. I invented emoticons.
3. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
4. I almost never count to five.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I've never golfed
I'm a virtuoso on the guitar
I have a black belt in Kung Fu San Soo
I do Western Reenactments
I've lifted weights obsessively since I was a teen

 

[Uncensored2008]

I never miss survivor.
I think hockey is the best sport.
I will never eat tofu.
I almost but don't totally hate cats.
I watch ABBA videos on youtube.

You know that watching ABBA does mean that you're gay, right?

 

[Pop23]

I never miss survivor.
I think hockey is the best sport.
I will never eat tofu.
I almost but don't totally hate cats.
I watch ABBA videos on youtube.

You know that watching ABBA does mean that you're gay, right?

Loves ABBA and Hockey? I'm guessing transgender

 

[Uncensored2008]

1. I easily become Verklemp in movies about horses
2. I cannot watch injections or blood being drawn
3. I like most black people more than most white people
4. I like sleeping alone
5. I have never killed anyone


Yeah, SURPRISE!!!!

Especially #5 - and I'm not convinced....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Cocaine you could snort a gram, eat a sandwich and go to bed.

Meth you could snort a quarter gram, paint the house, clean the garage, stay up fro 3 days and couldn't even open your mouth to take a bite of sammich

And that makes the crank BETTER?

 

[007]

What kind of touchy, feely, lets all hold hands and sing kumbaya, liberal crap is this?

 

[hjmick]

What kind of touchy, feely, lets all hold hands and sing kumbaya, liberal crap is this?

Shut up and post your five...

 

[Pop23]

What kind of touchy, feely, lets all hold hands and sing kumbaya, liberal crap is this?

1. 12 gauge
2. AR-15
3. Drill baby drill
4. No such thing as global warming
5. Ronald Reagan

There, fixed it Chief.....

 

[Sunni Man]

1) crazy about 60's muscle cars
2) collect military binoculars, butterfly knives, and old violins
3) expert marksman
4) hate fishing
5) hate flying

 

[Sunshine]

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Shit in someone else\'s punch bowl - other people are obviously having a fun time.

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This one doesn't neg like a newbie, but she doesn't pack much of a punch. Just sayin'. Hope all that stuff you are revealing here doesn't come back to bite you on the butt.

I guess she needs a tissue.

 

[blackhawk]

I never miss survivor.
I think hockey is the best sport.
I will never eat tofu.
I almost but don't totally hate cats.
I watch ABBA videos on youtube.

You know that watching ABBA does mean that you're gay, right?

You know you watch to come on admit it's alright.

 

[hortysir]

Cocaine you could snort a gram, eat a sandwich and go to bed.

Meth you could snort a quarter gram, paint the house, clean the garage, stay up fro 3 days and couldn't even open your mouth to take a bite of sammich

And that makes the crank BETTER?

I left out the part where ya could fuck for hours

 

[Sunni Man]

Cocaine you could snort a gram, eat a sandwich and go to bed.

Meth you could snort a quarter gram, paint the house, clean the garage, stay up fro 3 days and couldn't even open your mouth to take a bite of sammich

And that makes the crank BETTER?

I left out the part where ya could fuck for hours

Wow, that's impressive!!

Think how many more hours you could last if you were with someone........

 

[Wicked Jester]

I never miss survivor.
I think hockey is the best sport.
I will never eat tofu.
I almost but don't totally hate cats.
I watch ABBA videos on youtube.

You know that watching ABBA does mean that you're gay, right?

You know you watch to come on admit it's alright.

I always had a thing for the blonde wench back in the day...She was hot.