NFL Week 1 Prognostications

[Remodeling Maidiac]

The Raiders look just fine despite shit canning their so called franchise player loud mouth.

 

[Natural Citizen]

It's kind of ironical that St. Nick dislocated his shoulder in the first game, huh.

 

[Papageorgio]

11-3-1, not a bad opening weekend for me.

 

[Borillar]

Thursday 9/5
Pukers at Da Bearsus --- Bears returning their great defense from last year. Packers with new coaching staff. Oldest rivalry in pro football. Bears take this one at home. --- Nope. Bears look like crap.

Sunday 9/8
Rams at Panthers --- Defending NFC champion Rams should handle the Panthers. --- Check

Redskins at Eagles --- Eagles at home over the Skins. --- Check

Bills at Jets --- Neither team especially good on offense. Bills better defense. Bills on the road. --- Check

Falcons at Vikings --- Vikings at home over the Falcons. --- Check

Ravens at Fish --- Ravens better on both sides of the ball. Ravens on the road. --- Check

Chefs at Jags --- Chefs incredible offense against Jags stingy defense. Jags now have Foles to QB their team instead of crappy Bortles. Still, Chefs too much horsepower to stop. Chefs on the road. --- Check

Titans at Brownies --- Browns seem to have turned things around and are looking up. Titans pretty solid team too. Browns at home. --- Nope. Same old Brownies.

Colts at Chargers --- Colts gonna suck without Luck. Maybe they'll suck enough this season to land their next franchise QB. Chargers at "home". --- Check

Bungles at Seachix --- Seachix at home. --- Check

Whiners at Succaneers --- Dunno... Succaneers at home, I guess. --- Nope. Succaneers suck.

Jersey Jints at Cowpies --- Cowpies at home. --- Check

Kitties at Cards --- I'll go with the Lions on the road. --- Nope. Tie game.

Steelers at Pats --- Game of the week. Pats at home. --- Check. Not even close.

Monday 9/9
Texassans at Saints --- Brees and the Saints at home. --- Check. Saints pull it out last second.

Broncos at Raiders --- Not sure what to expect here. Going with Broncos on the road. --- Nope. Raiders show good defense.

11-5 for the week.

 

[the other mike]

What a difference a year makes.

Sorry. Just thought it would be good to remember what the vibe was last year compared to this year.

 

[Borillar]

What a difference a year makes.

Sorry. Just thought it would be good to remember what the vibe was last year compared to this year.

Yeah, a football season seems almost surreal with a pandemic going on. Will they play games in empty stadiums with notable players opting out of playing this year?

 

[LA RAM FAN]

What a difference a year makes.

Sorry. Just thought it would be good to remember what the vibe was last year compared to this year.

For once your impersonation of sealybozo bringing old dead threads back is not annoying this time,this time it’s actually appropriate.yeah last year was the last time we may see that kind of thread made again in these dangerous times.

 

[LA RAM FAN]

What a difference a year makes.

Sorry. Just thought it would be good to remember what the vibe was last year compared to this year.

Yeah, a football season seems almost surreal with a pandemic going on. Will they play games in empty stadiums with notable players opting out of playing this year?

Yeah I’m hearing the pay plan to do the same baseball is doing playing with cardboard cut outs and pumped in noise crowd,