Everybody had it wrong including the doctors who removed the slugs. The multiple shooters story didn't pan out either. It didn't faze good old Barry Hussein though. While helicopters were buzzing around, Reagan airport was grounded and all the Police cars in the city were howling barely a mile away he went on with his campaign speech about the economy. He is one cold freaking fish.
Reagan Airport? Hmm... Reagan... Reagan... wasn't he the POTUS who was shot with a not-AR-15?
Was that why he survived?
No.
But still it was a not-AR-15. That means he was never shot, right?
I knew it. It was all staged just like the moon landing.