"No Loud Farts From Females Please!"

[AVG-JOE]

Moved to Current Events

 

[Sweet_Caroline]

Moved to Current Events

Good idea. Too many currents has a adverse effect on the subject in question.

 

[Wyatt earp]

women dont shut up long enough to build up pressure to fart, it is a scientific fact.

 

[Sweet_Caroline]

women dont shut up long enough to build up pressure to fart, it is a scientific fact.

I agree us women don't fart, but you need to substantiate that claim with a link anyway!

PS - Great signature by the way.

 

[mudwhistle]

LOL! The throes of intimacy between you and the dog or you and your lady and it lets one rip?
BWAHAHAHA. The image that brings to mind!

Dogs don't fart, nor do cats.

 

[Bumberclyde]

"No Loud Farts From Females Please!"

Tell that to my mother-in-law. Please.

 

[daveman]

Well, what will they ban next ?? Even farts by females are not allowed! Very impressive.

ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory. Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

Read more...Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia | THE WADIYAN

Well, isn't THAT all peaceful and enlightened and progressive.

 

[Bumberclyde]

Well, what will they ban next ?? Even farts by females are not allowed! Very impressive.

ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory. Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

Read more...Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia | THE WADIYAN

Well, isn't THAT all peaceful and enlightened and progressive.

You can still cut a big smelly one, but you just can't rip the seat with it anymore. Sounds reasonable.

 

[Wildman]

my dog just let out a faaaarrrrrrt......, oooooooooh lordy sakes alive !!!!!!!

 

[Jroc]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

I hear Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have infamous gas problems...

Yeah every time they open their mouth

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Oh great.

Now the useless Republicans will want the same law against American women, blacks and Hispanics.




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[High_Gravity]

Well, what will they ban next ?? Even farts by females are not allowed! Very impressive.

ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory. Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

Read more...Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia | THE WADIYAN

Their farts must really stink if they are passing laws like this.

 

[High_Gravity]

"So, what are you in for?"

"Murder, armed robbery. You?"

"Farted loud during prayer"

 

[GHook93]

20 lashing for a small fart and 3 months in jail for a large one! LOL, how do you tell the difference?

This is hiliarious (if it wasn't true).

The funny thing is, if someone points out that the entire cult of Islam is the problem, not just the Islamist themselves, they point to the 'moderate' Indonesia! 20 lashing for a small fart isn't too moderate to me!

 

[GHook93]

Social Farter : How to fart in public ? - YouTube

That was sick but funny. Right up your alley!

 

[blastoff]

This is about as asinine as Rush's show being pulled on WLS in Chicago when he complained about women driving while farding.

 

[GHook93]

my dog just let out a faaaarrrrrrt......, oooooooooh lordy sakes alive !!!!!!!

They hate dogs over in Indonesia also. I couldn't image if your dog farted over there what would happen. My guess would be a beheading!

 

[earlycuyler]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

^Negged for flagrant lie.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

I hear Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have infamous gas problems...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU]Hillary Clinton Farts! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[earlycuyler]

Women just get the vapors.

That vapors are from women being horny, not farty.