"No Loud Farts From Females Please!"

[Sweet_Caroline]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

^Negged for flagrant lie.

Fragrant, not "flagrant."

 

[earlycuyler]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

I hear Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have infamous gas problems...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU]Hillary Clinton Farts! - YouTube[/ame]

Never trust a fart.

A Reporter Craps Her Pants During Interview - YouTube

 

[Zoom-boing]

women dont shut up long enough to build up pressure to fart, it is a scientific fact.

It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a day as men.

That's because we have to repeat everything to them.

 

[MHunterB]

Before you pause for some ads, may I ask if you could expand on the "dog fart in the throes." In the throes of what?

A dog farting while YOU are in the throes of intimacy. Ewww. LOL

Not quite the full answer I was looking for, but you can pause for the ads now. I won't ask you to expand any more.

If he's in the throes of intimacy, I don't think he can ......... I'd expect he's making the maximum effort .

 

[Zoom-boing]

Someone is going to make a fortune.

"Fart Be Gone - Flatulence Deodorizer Pad"

 

[American_Jihad]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

I hear Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have infamous gas problems...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU]Hillary Clinton Farts! - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B197DzyD4dQ]Farting Democrats Christmas - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sweet_Caroline]

A dog farting while YOU are in the throes of intimacy. Ewww. LOL

Not quite the full answer I was looking for, but you can pause for the ads now. I won't ask you to expand any more.

If he's in the throes of intimacy, I don't think he can ......... I'd expect he's making the maximum effort .

Umm, I am confused. But it is ok, don't explain!

 

[Pennywise]

How many women are farting in public?

Farts are funny up to the age of ten, after which they are seen as a vile, unfortunate process of digestion. Unless you are in a tree-house with your pals reading comic books, find a private place to expel your ass gas.

 

[Bumberclyde]

Are women allowed to fart when they're having a huge dump? Or do the muslim fart police wait outside the loo with their ear on the door? What if it's a wet fart? Does that count as shit or fart?

 

[namvet]

butt the SBD is ok ??? hmmm

 

[namvet]

Are women allowed to fart when they're having a huge dump? Or do the muslim fart police wait outside the loo with their ear on the door? What if it's a wet fart? Does that count as shit or fart?

shittin' without fartin' is like fuckin' without lovin;. no pleasure

 

[American_Jihad]

I consider Barney Frank the wife...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73CzXJsIatk]Did Barney Frank fart on Maddow show? - YouTube[/ame]

 

[namvet]

to many beans???​

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs]Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Roudy]

Everyone knows us women don't fart. Only men do!

I hear Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have infamous gas problems...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU]Hillary Clinton Farts! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[High_Gravity]

20 lashing for a small fart and 3 months in jail for a large one! LOL, how do you tell the difference?

This is hiliarious (if it wasn't true).

The funny thing is, if someone points out that the entire cult of Islam is the problem, not just the Islamist themselves, they point to the 'moderate' Indonesia! 20 lashing for a small fart isn't too moderate to me!

There are no "moderate" Islamic countries.

 

[American_Jihad]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8U0HxhR2Bc]Woman farts in pool!! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[hobelim]

Well, what will they ban next ?? Even farts by females are not allowed! Very impressive.

ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory. Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

Read more...Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia | THE WADIYAN

lol....

Is it permissible to queef?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Coughing fits are next on the ban list ... can't hold the farts back during one.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Are women allowed to fart when they're having a huge dump? Or do the muslim fart police wait outside the loo with their ear on the door? What if it's a wet fart? Does that count as shit or fart?

Known as sharts, the most dangerous of all farts.

 

[namvet]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OoiMgklWuo]Girl poo on pool - YouTube[/ame]