No urinals on the new Ford Aircraft carriers

[harmonica]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

Wait, hold up.

A ship --- sailing on the sea --- has to "produce water" for flushing toilets?

This is not a rocket ship yanno. That means it ain't rocket science.

 

[leftwinger]

Urinals are massively better to go #1 for a guy. If you use a toilet, you have to lift a lid, spray can go all over. Cause 5X the cleanup work. more Ridiculous PC hogwash.

 

[Aba Incieni]

Pretty outraged here. A firestorm of outrage.

 

[pismoe]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

----------------------------- its funny , now the girls will just be sitting down on PEE Drenched toilet seats just like it is in SOME homes .

 

[Marion Morrison]

I say it's a conservative move. You can either have a piece of equipment that does one thing for X amount of dollars, or you can have a piece of equipment that does 2 things for the same amount (possibly slightly more) of dollars.

It's a no-brainer!

 

[Correll]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.


I would love to see the person responsible for this choice to explain it.

 

[Pogo]

Urinals are massively better to go #1 for a guy. If you use a toilet, you have to lift a lid, spray can go all over. Cause 5X the cleanup work. more Ridiculous PC hogwash.

"Spray can go all over"?

They prolly don't have sailors on aircraft carriers who are blind.

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.


I would love to see the person responsible for this choice to explain it.

Actually it would be more instructive to find somebody to essplain why there were ever urinals there in the first place. Like on the Chevrolet aircraft carriers.

 

[Aba Incieni]

Another Obama innovation. He sits down to pee, why can't everybody?

 

[Pogo]

I say it's a conservative move. You can either have a piece of equipment that does one thing for X amount of dollars, or you can have a piece of equipment that does 2 things for the same amount (possibly slightly more) of dollars.

It's a no-brainer!

Damn you cowboy, that's the best post you've made since you brought up Jo Ann Castle.

This is two days in a row now being right. Get a hold of yourself.

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

----------------------------- its funny , now the girls will just be sitting down on PEE Drenched toilet seats just like it is in SOME homes .

Link?

 

[Correll]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.


I would love to see the person responsible for this choice to explain it.

Actually it would be more instructive to find somebody to essplain why there were ever urinals there in the first place. Like on the Chevrolet aircraft carriers.

I just explained why. I will re post it for you.



AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.

 

[theHawk]

The War on Men continues. Now urinals are too offensive because they are only meant for men. We have to cater to transgender freaks and liberal cucks who like to sit to pee.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

Why don't you want male sailors to have urinals?

unnecessary expense

yea, maybe a .0000001% cost increase

 

[leftwinger]

Urinals are massively better to go #1 for a guy. If you use a toilet, you have to lift a lid, spray can go all over. Cause 5X the cleanup work. more Ridiculous PC hogwash.

"Spray can go all over"?

They prolly don't have sailors on aircraft carriers who are blind.

It can and it does and it will. The taller you are the more the possible mess, trust me. Check out the floor and toilets in a public bathroom sometime. Get down and crawl around and really take samples.

Even around single urinals the floor below is always wet causing wide stance to keep clean shoes. I prefer the long multi-dick bathtup type urinals.

I will sit at home to avoid any extra cleanup. Morning wood is no help. Takes 2 hands to hold it.

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

they are changing things for a small percentage of the ship's complement--not very efficient
don't toilets use more water? which the ship has to produce
I was on 4 naval ships......unless the women's compartments are near full capacity, they have it easier than the men
..also, if you can't fill up their compartment, it's inefficient use of the compartment--wasting energy/space/etc

AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.


I would love to see the person responsible for this choice to explain it.

Actually it would be more instructive to find somebody to essplain why there were ever urinals there in the first place. Like on the Chevrolet aircraft carriers.

I just explained why. I will re post it for you.

AND, of course, just whipping it out and pissing is quicker and easier.

Ah, so you like an inefficient navy with redundant facilities.

Lemme guess, you won't drink anything unless you have a straw too amirite? And it's gotta be green.

 

[Pogo]

Urinals are massively better to go #1 for a guy. If you use a toilet, you have to lift a lid, spray can go all over. Cause 5X the cleanup work. more Ridiculous PC hogwash.

"Spray can go all over"?

They prolly don't have sailors on aircraft carriers who are blind.

It can and it does and it will. The taller you are the more the possible mess, trust me. Check out the floor and toilets in a public bathroom sometime. Get down and crawl around and really take samples.

Even around single urinals the floor below is always wet causing wide stance to keep clean shoes. I prefer the long multi-dick bathtup type urinals.

I will sit at home to avoid any extra cleanup. Morning wood is no help. Takes 2 hands to hold it.

You must hang at some strange toilets

Tellya what Hunior, I don't sit to pee in my home and there's no such 'puddle'. And I already have bad eyesight but damn, it's not like it's a tiny target. If you can't hit a target that big you prolly don't belong in the military at all.

 

[Pogo]

The War on Men continues. Now urinals are too offensive because they are only meant for men. We have to cater to transgender freaks and liberal cucks who like to sit to pee.

Haha you spelled "expensive" wrong.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

when I first read the thread title, I assumed that the boys were going to be told to PISS OVER THE SIDE

Don't worry, they probably really are now.