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North Korea preparing EMP strike on the United States.

Also - I guess Alaska will have to save your asses somehow. Doubtful they could even take out all our individual power grids. Luckily we have /lots/ of military "connections" up here to prevent your demise.

But ya know, us Alaskan's are just backwards hicks and trailer trash ain't we. heh

"But ya know, us Alaskan's are just backwards hicks and trailer trash ain't we. heh"

Alaska is okay, I like this Alaska the best, the one that's Baked and then flambéed at the table :smoke:

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NOT Alaskan. It came from New York hahaha He named it Baked Alaska in honor of Alaska's statehood, was also known as the Norwegian Omelette. Hong Kong has a similar dish called Flame on the Iceburg.

Alaska tends to make useful shit; like wood stoves, kayak's, and the floats and skis on air planes that let them land wherever the fuck they want heh
Have you met gallantwarrior ? I think you two would get along since he is in Alaska too.:)
 
He de-ices airplanes, has oodles of goats, lives off the land mostly, makes some gnarly hooch from what I hear, lol. Great person.
 
a new report suggests the regime is contemplating using an Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) strike against the United States.
An EMP strike could disable tens of thousands of vibrators across this great country, so this threat cannot be ignored. We'll add it to the MindWars Doom-Tracker (tm):

1. Flu pandemic
2. Financial collapse
3. War with Korea
4. Artificial intelligence run amok
5. Mass extinctions
6. Heavily armed Muslims in the US
7. Russian Bombers
8. Wild fires out of control with some secret reason they started
9. Nuclear war wipes out everyone
10. Massive power outage with boilerplate FEMA reference
11. FEMA Operation Gotham false flag
12. Cell phones causing brain cancer
13. Coronal hole from giant fissure on the sun
14. Popocatépetl volcano
15. Facial recognition not really for illegals
16. Cyber attack on power grid
17. Nuclear missile hitting California
18. Deadly fungus "catastrophic threat" to US
19. Global debt explosion
20. American debt bomb
21. Scientists warn of apocalypse
22. Europe taken over by Islam
23. Earthquakes off Alaska
24. 1984 style censorship
25. Anonymous says prepare for World War 3
26. EMP Strike on USA
 
a new report suggests the regime is contemplating using an Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) strike against the United States.
An EMP strike could disable tens of thousands of vibrators across this great country, so this threat cannot be ignored. We'll add it to the MindWars Doom-Tracker (tm):

1. Flu pandemic
2. Financial collapse
3. War with Korea
4. Artificial intelligence run amok
5. Mass extinctions
6. Heavily armed Muslims in the US
7. Russian Bombers
8. Wild fires out of control with some secret reason they started
9. Nuclear war wipes out everyone
10. Massive power outage with boilerplate FEMA reference
11. FEMA Operation Gotham false flag
12. Cell phones causing brain cancer
13. Coronal hole from giant fissure on the sun
14. Popocatépetl volcano
15. Facial recognition not really for illegals
16. Cyber attack on power grid
17. Nuclear missile hitting California
18. Deadly fungus "catastrophic threat" to US
19. Global debt explosion
20. American debt bomb
21. Scientists warn of apocalypse
22. Europe taken over by Islam
23. Earthquakes off Alaska
24. 1984 style censorship
25. Anonymous says prepare for World War 3
26. EMP Strike on USA
:clap2:
 
a new report suggests the regime is contemplating using an Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) strike against the United States.
An EMP strike could disable tens of thousands of vibrators across this great country, so this threat cannot be ignored. We'll add it to the MindWars Doom-Tracker (tm):

1. Flu pandemic
2. Financial collapse
3. War with Korea
4. Artificial intelligence run amok
5. Mass extinctions
6. Heavily armed Muslims in the US
7. Russian Bombers
8. Wild fires out of control with some secret reason they started
9. Nuclear war wipes out everyone
10. Massive power outage with boilerplate FEMA reference
11. FEMA Operation Gotham false flag
12. Cell phones causing brain cancer
13. Coronal hole from giant fissure on the sun
14. Popocatépetl volcano
15. Facial recognition not really for illegals
16. Cyber attack on power grid
17. Nuclear missile hitting California
18. Deadly fungus "catastrophic threat" to US
19. Global debt explosion
20. American debt bomb
21. Scientists warn of apocalypse
22. Europe taken over by Islam
23. Earthquakes off Alaska
24. 1984 style censorship
25. Anonymous says prepare for World War 3
26. EMP Strike on USA


You forgot the one about our water supply being poisoned.
 
You forgot the one about our water supply being poisoned.
Thanks!

1. Flu pandemic
2. Financial collapse
3. War with Korea
4. Artificial intelligence run amok
5. Mass extinctions
6. Heavily armed Muslims in the US
7. Russian Bombers
8. Wild fires out of control with some secret reason they started
9. Nuclear war wipes out everyone
10. Massive power outage with boilerplate FEMA reference
11. FEMA Operation Gotham false flag
12. Cell phones causing brain cancer
13. Coronal hole from giant fissure on the sun
14. Popocatépetl volcano
15. Facial recognition not really for illegals
16. Cyber attack on power grid
17. Nuclear missile hitting California
18. Deadly fungus "catastrophic threat" to US
19. Global debt explosion
20. American debt bomb
21. Scientists warn of apocalypse
22. Europe taken over by Islam
23. Earthquakes off Alaska
24. 1984 style censorship
25. Anonymous says prepare for World War 3
26. EMP Strike on USA
27. New tick virus worse than lyme
28. Water supply poisoned

 

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