Obsession

[Figaro]

Paranoid obsession with Russia grows. Obama is imagining Russia everywhere - it is every minute around, even in Paraguay, even in Southern Sudan. Goes to the toilet - and there is Russia, pretending air freshener. Opens the fridge - Russia is there under the guise of oil pack waving its flag. Lays down with his wife in bed - and realizes that his wife had hair in the colors of Russian flag painted...and he frantically tries to impose his paranoia all around...terrible to live, when there is an obsession...