Olive Garden

[JakeWIlls92]

I just ate at Olive Garden a few days ago. All the girls there were fat.

 

[Mr. H.]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Olive Garden suckin fucks.

 

[JakeWIlls92]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

 

[Moonglow]

I just ate at Olive Garden a few days ago. All the girls there were fat.

You were eating out fat girls?

 

[Mr. H.]

Olive Garden suckin fucks.

Olive Garden is the "Red Lobster" of Italian food.

Red Lobster is the "Olive Garden" of seafood.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Olive Garden suckin fucks.

Olive Garden is the "Red Lobster" of Italian food.

Red Lobster is the "Olive Garden" of seafood.

Yes you enter both optimistic, and leave them depressed and regretful.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm not to wild about Red Lobster after the changed the menu..

 

[boedicca]

The worst is Black Bear Diner.

We had breakfast there a couple of months ago. It was horrible - just piles and piles of white flour carbs...and very sad (and unappetizing) to see the families of Fat Fatties cleaning their plates.

 

[Hossfly]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

 

[Moonglow]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

 

[Mr. H.]

Olive Garden suckin fucks.

Olive Garden is the "Red Lobster" of Italian food.

Red Lobster is the "Olive Garden" of seafood.

Yes you enter both optimistic, and leave them depressed and regretful.

Not always. I've had great meals at both. I've also had so-so meals.

Here's a funny Red Lobster story....

When my youngest was about 3, we took the kids to R.L. and were grateful that Jon had fallen asleep in the car. He was a little hellion back in the day. We carried him inside and he slept through our meals, only to wake up just before we left the table.

I grabbed my other son's leftover plate, put it in front of Jon, and said "here's your spaghetti"! He gobbled it down and was happy as could be. Then we all got up and left.

 

[Mr. H.]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

 

[Moonglow]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

It all comes out the end looking the same...

 

[Mr. H.]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

It all comes out the end looking the same...

Maybe so. But my shit don't stink like his do.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

A black in Olive Garden?! Damn you Obama!!!

 

[Moonglow]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

A black in Olive Garden?! Damn you Obama!!!

Welfare must pay better now....

 

[Mr. H.]

The waitresses, patrons, or both?

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

A black in Olive Garden?! Damn you Obama!!!

I bet you're one of those professional hecklers that follows comedians around...

 

[Mr. H.]

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

A black in Olive Garden?! Damn you Obama!!!

Welfare must pay better now....

If there was a Brotch Slap Hall of Fame, you two would be top contenders...

 

[Moonglow]

Both. One of the waitresses more like weightresses was pushing 300+ lbs.

And I did see two chubby teen girls who were on a soccer team. When they stop exercising they will blow up.

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

It all comes out the end looking the same...

Maybe so. But my shit don't stink like his do.

We all know your secret..