Olive Garden

[TheOldSchool]

They don't start gaining weight until they start grazing regular at Golden Corral. After that even Nutrisystem won't help.

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

It all comes out the end looking the same...

Maybe so. But my shit don't stink like his do.

We all know your secret..

Old Spice's version is way better

 

[Mr. H.]

ugh,I can't stand buffets..

Here's a funny buffet story...

I had just filled my plate when I made eye contact with a Black guy on the other side of the buffet. We smiled and exchanged hellos. Then we both sort of froze, staring at each other's plates. I was loaded up with fried chicken, black eyed peas, collared greens, and okra.

He had a plate full of roast beef, ham, mashed potatoes, and corn. We both busted out laughing.

It all comes out the end looking the same...

Maybe so. But my shit don't stink like his do.

We all know your secret..

Old Spice's version is way better

Both of you... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

[Mr. H.]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

 

[Mr. H.]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

 

[Mr. H.]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

 

[Moonglow]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

That's what you get for selling petroleum based food products...

 

[Mr. H.]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

That's what you get for selling petroleum based food products...

That's so stupid it's funny.

And that's what I don't not like about you. Not un-stupid yet funny.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

 

[TheOldSchool]

Hounded by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

That's what you get for selling petroleum based food products...

That sick bastard!

 

[Moonglow]

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

That's what you get for selling petroleum based food products...

That's so stupid it's funny.

And that's what I don't not like about you. Not un-stupid yet funny.

And all the times I wanted to eat my Grandma's and Ma's plastic fruit display....

 

[Mr. H.]

Hounded, hounded yes you are
I could hound you in the car

I could hound you here and there
I could hound you anywhere!

You ain't nothin' but a hound, dog.

So in summary, FUCK Olive Garden

No, fuck YOU and your $2.70/gallon gasoline. It's the reason I can't afford to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. .

That's what you get for selling petroleum based food products...

That sick bastard!

That's MISTER sick bastard to you, pal.