Pants on Fire

lennypartiv

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It's time to burn some pants. Don't hesitate, this stuff is in the Bible. Just do what the good pastor tells you to do.

---"If you're a woman and you own any pants, throw them away. Light them on fire. If you're a man and your wife has pants, throw them away. And if she yells at you, so be it. Throw them away."---

 
It's time to burn some pants. Don't hesitate, this stuff is in the Bible. Just do what the good pastor tells you to do.

---"If you're a woman and you own any pants, throw them away. Light them on fire. If you're a man and your wife has pants, throw them away. And if she yells at you, so be it. Throw them away."---

The preachers are being upstaged by the god. He's weaponized his rain and caused 3" to fall in PA in one hour.

Only the god can change climate.

Burning pants is rhetorically talking about the approaching crisis. Nobody should be going and burning blue jeans or any other clothing.
 
How about puss-n-boots? ;)

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Hillary destroying government property she shouldn't have had. Then creating false narratives to hide that, deflect to Trump. And allowing that to grow into grounds for impeachment. The lies and maleficence Democrats ACCTUALLY do, Vs say made up Trump might sort of kind of maybe sort of might have hypothetically might of maybe did something?
 
It's time to burn some pants. Don't hesitate, this stuff is in the Bible. Just do what the good pastor tells you to do.

---"If you're a woman and you own any pants, throw them away. Light them on fire. If you're a man and your wife has pants, throw them away. And if she yells at you, so be it. Throw them away."---
America's Taliban appears to be more and more emboldened.
 
It's time to burn some pants. Don't hesitate, this stuff is in the Bible. Just do what the good pastor tells you to do.

---"If you're a woman and you own any pants, throw them away. Light them on fire. If you're a man and your wife has pants, throw them away. And if she yells at you, so be it. Throw them away."---


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Does Deuteronomy 22:5 forbid women from wearing pants? No, it doesn't. In fact, clothing “that pertains to a man” at the time the verse was written would not have been understood to mean pants. Men in the Middle East through the history of the Old and New Testaments did not ordinarily wear pants, trousers or slacks; they wore robe-like garments. And in many cultures such as in China, women have commonly worn pants. The scripture more specifically addresses and forbids transvestism and cross-dressing.

The underlying principle certainly applies to today. Men should dress in an appropriately masculine manner and women should dress in an appropriately feminine manner. Clothing manufacturers make pants designed for men, and pants, slacks and pantsuits designed for women. The Bible emphasizes modesty, and for women, slacks are often more modest than a short skirt.

God does not intend for this scripture to be understood in an extreme or unreasonable way. For example, it’s perfectly fine for a woman to wear her husband’s old shirt when she’s painting or to put on her male friend’s jacket when she’s cold.
 

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