Tommy Tainant
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- Jan 20, 2016
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Yes I have been protecting the village from right wing thugs this evening.
Reprising my role in the Covid Responce Patrol (CRP) i assumed my expected position of authority with my loyal troops.
Sadly there was little trash activity to report.
I rousted young Atkins and a young lady off a strategic bench near the church yard a bit earlier and I will speak to his mother in the morning. He is only 19.
But apart from that my team and I must have intimidated the right wing thugs, Our Spar remained intact and our way of life continues.
A transit van did slow down and the loutish driver atared at ne until I shook my pitchfork at him. He sped off like the coward we expect.
I was disconcerted by the number of shapely matrons who came out with a tray of tea and cake. They all wanted me to check the security measures that they had in place in their houses..
I didbt have time for that nonsense.
I dismissed the corps at about 30 minites ago. Job done and the children of the village sleep soundly in their beds.
I must stress that I am not a hero. But the sight of a local legend on the street was obviously enough to deter these micro dick men.
www.theguardian.com
Reprising my role in the Covid Responce Patrol (CRP) i assumed my expected position of authority with my loyal troops.
Sadly there was little trash activity to report.
I rousted young Atkins and a young lady off a strategic bench near the church yard a bit earlier and I will speak to his mother in the morning. He is only 19.
But apart from that my team and I must have intimidated the right wing thugs, Our Spar remained intact and our way of life continues.
A transit van did slow down and the loutish driver atared at ne until I shook my pitchfork at him. He sped off like the coward we expect.
I was disconcerted by the number of shapely matrons who came out with a tray of tea and cake. They all wanted me to check the security measures that they had in place in their houses..
I didbt have time for that nonsense.
I dismissed the corps at about 30 minites ago. Job done and the children of the village sleep soundly in their beds.
I must stress that I am not a hero. But the sight of a local legend on the street was obviously enough to deter these micro dick men.
![www.theguardian.com](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9b51e88f9751b5fb6597b22e86ef088894c483d0/0_117_3500_2101/master/3500.jpg?width=1200&height=630&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&overlay-align=bottom%2Cleft&overlay-width=100p&overlay-base64=L2ltZy9zdGF0aWMvb3ZlcmxheXMvdGctbGl2ZS5wbmc&enable=upscale&s=5bc93f9a03fffb9cc46c50cd012d0471)
England riots live: thousands of counter-protesters take to the streets
Skirmishes reported as anti-racism protests take place in towns and cities across the country
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