1srelluc
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LOL....The survivors went on to defeat the Boche!
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Wussies.now you have sponge type carpeting under all the equipment
That is great. I do remember our big slide would get hot enough to melt crayons on.When I was a kidlin, we lived next to a park/playground.
There were two slides. One normal, and one demonic that reached up into the clouds somewhere.
If you lived through scaling the 4 mile high ladder, you regretted it because now ya gotta go down and friends- tweren't pretty.
There was no gentle gathering of speed, you went 147 mph right at the top 5 feet. If there was a lot of sun, you could see the bits of burnt flesh here and there and knew the next kid would be lookin at yours.
Midway down your eyes dried up and died, your hair took on a tornado driven look and your facial features began to meld together, be pulled to the back of your head or just fall right the fuck off.
You can see the blurred finish line up ahead and now you're bitter because you know you're gonna die and your cruddy brother is gonna steal all your shit, and you never got a chance to eat that Hershey bar you hid under your socks.
At last the end is near, both literally and figuratively and you get ready with a cry of the banshees of the world and that slide spits your scrawny ass into the air as if you were launched from a cannon. Time loses all meaning and you have time for your own life to flick before you, along with the life of everyone you've ever known.
Sometime later you come to in the bushes a mile away and since they know- all your friends faces are staring down at you. Some with concern, some ask if you're alive and some ask if they can have your bike.
Then you trundle your broken little body back to the slide and do it again. That's my slide story.
We had a hill that we would sled down, even when it was just ice. I went inside from recess early one day with a huge bloody gash above my eye.
I think I did, actually. A brief moment of blackness with little twinkles.Did you see stars like I did on those 1950's swing sets?
The worst was the un-padded structural steel I-beam on the basketball court in the grade-school gym. That one should have gotten me a Purple Heart, but all I got was a staple in my forehead from the doctor after I smacked in to it.
I think I did, actually. A brief moment of blackness with little twinkles.
We had a hill that we would sled down, even when it was just ice. I went inside from recess early one day with a huge bloody gash above my eye.
helmets prevent 80 % of fatal head injuries....
We got big cardboard boxes from the furniture store, and slid down the concrete slope of the underpass under the interstate. A good slide would put you in the middle of the road, so you had to check for cars before you slid. I was just 6 years old, but my brother was 9, so it was safe.One year, me and some of my werewolf friends got together and stole a couple street signs. It had snowed and there was a lovely hill close by that we thought sledding down would be a blast.
We bent the front of the signs up, put two holes for some rope and hoped it wouldn't decapitate any of us in case of wreck.
Also, the hill was almost a straight faced cliff littered with rocks, trees and crappy friends that stuck their feet out at you.
The hill... it ended abruptly onto a semi-busy street so you had to bail like a maniac before you hit the bottom.
Then mom happened to drive by. Me and my brother ended up thrown unceremoniously into the car with brand new lumps all over our heads and she called the other moms.
Sheesh!
I'm surprised any of us made it out of childhood alive.
Kids are made to take chances.helmets prevent 80 % of fatal head injuries....
When I was a kidlin, we lived next to a park/playground.
There were two slides. One normal, and one demonic that reached up into the clouds somewhere.
If you lived through scaling the 4 mile high ladder, you regretted it because now ya gotta go down and friends- tweren't pretty.
There was no gentle gathering of speed, you went 147 mph right at the top 5 feet. If there was a lot of sun, you could see the bits of burnt flesh here and there and knew the next kid would be lookin at yours.
Midway down your eyes dried up and died, your hair took on a tornado driven look and your facial features began to meld together, be pulled to the back of your head or just fall right the fuck off.
You can see the blurred finish line up ahead and now you're bitter because you know you're gonna die and your cruddy brother is gonna steal all your shit, and you never got a chance to eat that Hershey bar you hid under your socks.
At last the end is near, both literally and figuratively and you get ready with a cry of the banshees of the world and that slide spits your scrawny ass into the air as if you were launched from a cannon. Time loses all meaning and you have time for your own life to flick before you, along with the life of everyone you've ever known.
Sometime later you come to in the bushes a mile away and since they know- all your friends faces are staring down at you. Some with concern, some ask if you're alive and some ask if they can have your bike.
Then you trundle your broken little body back to the slide and do it again. That's my slide story.