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BREAKING: Indicted 2024 Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is accidentally humiliated by his own chief lawyer as the lawyer launches into a pathetic courtroom rant that unintentionally exposes Trump as a serial criminal.

Donald Trump’s lawyer embarrassed Trump by begging the judge to allow him to attend the next court hearing “by phone” because Trump has SO many criminal cases against him going full-steam ahead that it would be physically impossible to attend them all in person.

Trump’s lawyer, Christopher Kise, told the judge, “As the Court may be aware, the undersigned counsel for President Trump, Christopher M. Kise, is unable to attend the November 1st hearing in person because he is engaged at trial in New York State Supreme Court. Given this conflict, the undersigned respectfully requests that this Court allow him to attend the November 1, 2023, hearing by phone.”

Trump’s lawyer continued his whiny courtroom rant, declaring that “the fact that they continue to contend that it is appropriate and not a violation of President Trump's due process rights to push forward with back-to-back multi-month trials in different districts with wholly different facts — over a defendant's objection — reveals a central truth about these cases.”

Simply laughable. Trump’s lawyer must not have thought this one through, because instead of making Trump look like the victim of a conspiracy to keep him from winning the pressing back in 2024, it instead painted a vivid picture of Trump as a serial criminal with a schedule that is so packed with felony cases that his lawyers can’t even keep up. The only “central truth” that these countless criminal trials “reveal” is that Trump is a lifelong criminal — and is now finally being held accountable for his actions .

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