President Obama contacts Reagan's Astrologer

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President Obama contacts Reagan's Astrologer and is told to invade Marthas Vineyard to free celebrities being held by socialist islanders.

Breaking News out of Internet Central

 

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In other news Senator Ted Cruz is reported to be a closet centrist. Cruz's office denies this as scurrilous lies designed to keep him from being selected as the "I don't hate America, I just despise the majority of American voters" nominee at the upcoming Teaxas Whack-a-doodle Tea Party convention

 

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Government Shut down was not so bad in the 1990s?

 

[R.C. Christian]

When first saw part of the tread title I was hoping it said "President Obama Contacts Hell To Schedule A Meeting With His Father".

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ted Cruz a closet centrist!!!

Primary that socialist!

 

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Ted Cruz a closet centrist!!!

Primary that socialist!

Right wingers have been 'primarying' Republicans since the mid-late 70s as far as I remember. I hate giving undue credit to today's crop of self-centered, selfish imbeciles.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Well... they'll always have Paris

 

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Hilton?

 

[Snouter]

When is oprah going to go shopping in obama's home country at that fucking shopping mall.

 

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When will [MENTION=44777]Snouter[/MENTION] grow the fuck up?