Queen offers to restore British rule over United States

[MindWars]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States | The New Yorker
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.



Oh and this is one thing we never want to happen. If we lived liked they do over there you think your asses are poor now go under this system and watch how you would wish you had Trump back..

 

[Indeependent]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Isn't she like.....150 years old now ?

Yep....dementia is a sad thing.

 

[Aba Incieni]

She was a mere girl during the Revolutionary War.

 

[Mindful]

You shouldn't have rebelled in the first place.

 

[Roudy]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States | The New Yorker
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.



Oh and this is one thing we never want to happen. If we lived liked they do over there you think your asses are poor now go under this system and watch how you would wish you had Trump back..

What?! Queen wants to take over?! Besmellah no! We will not let you go!

 

[TNHarley]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

They arent as rich as i thought that family would be. 500M is a powerball ticket lol

 

[TNHarley]

This such be in "political satire" as it was written by a satirist and is labeled satire lol

 

[alang1216]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States | The New Yorker
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.

Oh and this is one thing we never want to happen. If we lived liked they do over there you think your asses are poor now go under this system and watch how you would wish you had Trump back..

Can we have Kate or Meagan as our Queen? I'm really tired of looking at Trump.

 

[Moonglow]

Can't be any worse than Trump..

 

[Mindful]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

They arent as rich as i thought that family would be. 500M is a powerball ticket lol

But they live in castles and palaces.

 

[Indeependent]

Once the Beatles broke up Britain became insignificant.

 

[Indeependent]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

They arent as rich as i thought that family would be. 500M is a powerball ticket lol

But they live in castles and palaces.

Just like some people in my Temple.

 

[TNHarley]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

They arent as rich as i thought that family would be. 500M is a powerball ticket lol

But they live in castles and palaces.

I thought the Crown Estate was different from the Royal Family?

 

[TNHarley]

Home

 

[MindWars]

She wants a raise.
Being a trillionaire isn’t what it used to be.

They arent as rich as i thought that family would be. 500M is a powerball ticket lol

But they live in castles and palaces.

Just think, the ones who think it can't be that bad would get a real live version of " Hunger Games".

 

[mdk]

Prince Harry could rule over me any day.

 

[Roudy]

Thankfully we have our own MAGA King Trump.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States | The New Yorker
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.

Oh and this is one thing we never want to happen. If we lived liked they do over there you think your asses are poor now go under this system and watch how you would wish you had Trump back..

Can we have Kate or Meagan as our Queen? I'm really tired of looking at Trump.

go live in fucking England then you stupid fuck. No one is holding your sorry ass here. God I hate you mother fuckers...

 

[Mindful]

Thankfully we have our own MAGA King Trump.

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He's half British. What's not to like?