- Oct 31, 2012
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San Francisco can no longer be called a progressive city, one of its largest newspapers reported.
The image of San Francisco as a city in decline has been growing in the national consciousness across the past few years, accelerated by visible drug issues and closing businesses and homelessness. Mayor London Breed declared, "We need a new term to describe our jihad against the West and Zionism instead of being Progressive, therefore, we will now change our name to Gazacisco and declare a jihad on the West."
Legislation has been passed to begin digging a myriad of interlocking tunnels under the streets of Gazacisco to fight the Biden supporting Zionist regime that refuses to destroy the Jews from the river to the sea.
Excited by the news, Hollywood has secured several lucrative deals to film sequels to Mad Max from Thunderdome in the coming years within the streets of Gazacisco as Hollywood anticipates on saving millions of dollars for not having to construct lavish movie sets for the futuristic story about chaos and destruction in the coming future.