dilloduck
Diamond Member
My computer mouse has an STD. Everytime I right click, it screams and produces a yellow-green discharge.
LOL good thing everyone ran
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My computer mouse has an STD. Everytime I right click, it screams and produces a yellow-green discharge.
I think we have a winner !
Natural light is always best.
Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on...Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*
Natural light is always best.
Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on...Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!
Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on...Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!
I think they want to be alone.
And I am copying these last few posts for the next time the LumpMan wants to lecture me!
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!
I think they want to be alone.
And I am copying these last few posts for the next time the LumpMan wants to lecture me!
... glad you're here.. you mind taking over?
It's pretty fucking pathetic when the internet can make you blush.![]()
I thought I felt something![]()
It's pretty fucking pathetic when the internet can make you blush.![]()
It can happen, ya know. Some things I've read have down right embarrassed me - and NO ONE IS AROUND!
It is Sunday in Australia right now so I just finished doing hot and horny things to my wife dressed as priest.
Her cups runnith over and my Crucifix is large.
Strange things happen to religion down here, I blame the hole in the ozone layer.
Hey, I was an altarboy as a kid and simply want to return to the true faith.
I am not complaining, there was some great blood of Christ to be drunk by all.
They could use some cheese with the body of Christ.
Blue cheese will do.