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Bat Boy boycotts Super Tuesday resulting in the stock market shooting higher.
I read it on the innerwebs...........so it must be true.
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!
March 3, 2020 by Boyce Day
4 Votes
AND THE REASON MAY SHOCK YOU!
Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again.
On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus rather than a primary), political pundits are hoping that voters will being the 2020 presidential race into sharper focus. Will Bernie Sanders solidify his lead? Will Joe Biden continue to gain momentum after his landslide win in South Carolina?
One important element is missing: Bat Boy.
“He decided to sit this one out,” said Bat Boy’s campaign manager, Ph.D. Ape. “He just doesn’t think Super Tuesday is fair.”
“It’s an interesting argument,” said Sara Carson, a political scientist at the University of Eastern Connecticut State. “There have always been people who have objected to the way that we pick our presidential candidates, and a big part of that is Super Tuesday. So many delegates are up for grabs, and observers worry that it distends the process. For example, Biden’s great result in South Carolina was only a few days ago. Is this enough time for that to register with voters, particularly given early voting?”
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY! - Weekly World News
I read it on the innerwebs...........so it must be true.
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!
March 3, 2020 by Boyce Day
4 Votes
AND THE REASON MAY SHOCK YOU!
Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again.
On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus rather than a primary), political pundits are hoping that voters will being the 2020 presidential race into sharper focus. Will Bernie Sanders solidify his lead? Will Joe Biden continue to gain momentum after his landslide win in South Carolina?
One important element is missing: Bat Boy.
“He decided to sit this one out,” said Bat Boy’s campaign manager, Ph.D. Ape. “He just doesn’t think Super Tuesday is fair.”
“It’s an interesting argument,” said Sara Carson, a political scientist at the University of Eastern Connecticut State. “There have always been people who have objected to the way that we pick our presidential candidates, and a big part of that is Super Tuesday. So many delegates are up for grabs, and observers worry that it distends the process. For example, Biden’s great result in South Carolina was only a few days ago. Is this enough time for that to register with voters, particularly given early voting?”
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY! - Weekly World News
