JackOfNoTrades is obviously half-witted
Well, you are kind and I didn't even give him credit for the half.
I personally think it is more like three eighths-witted.
He just offers me the opportunity to hone my skills.
I know ... It's an easy target ...
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You have no skills. I don't know what language you speak but it isn't one that others understand.
But you do have a singular wit. And a fan.