Suggest codenames for the Presidential candidates

[Delta4Embassy]

Secret Service gave Trump 'Mogul.' But I sense they need some creative help for the others'.

Carson:
- Sleepy
- Drowsy
- Dopey
- That N1gger Guy (thanks South Park)
- The Black One
- The Lying Game
- Doctor Duh

Clinton:
- The Wicked Witch
- That Scary Bitch
- Hillarious Hillary
- Lilith

Cruz:
- Rafael The Ninja Turtle
- Blowjob ("At the same time, he changed his nickname from "Felito" to "Ted" after being teased about it by his peers." - Wiki)
- Botched (looks like someone from the plastic surgery show)
- The Sp1c

Rubio:
- Wretched Rubio
- Marco "I'm not a gay porn star, I just look like one" Rubio
- Marco "Yes I am old enough to drive at night" Rubio
- The Rube

 

[JoeB131]

Trump- "Combover"
Carson- "Uncle Tom"
Bush- "Rehash"
Christy - "Jabba"
Cruz - "Cray-Cray"
Jindal - "Piyush"

 

[playtime]

Trump:

Tribblehead

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Trump:

Tribblehead

Was thinking more like "Clyde" after Eastwood's sidekick.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Carson:

Giza, Hammer, or Pinocchio.

 

[playtime]

Ted Cruz:

Tragedy

(he looks like the comedy/tragedy mask)

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Carson:

Giza, Hammer, or Pinocchio.

Took me a sec, but ya, 'hammer's a good one.

 

[sarahgop]

Rubio=Comprehensiveass.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Legal citizen
Legal citizen
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What do we call Obama?

 

[Lonestar_logic]

This childish crap doesn't belong in politics, it should be in humor or the rubber room.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

This childish crap doesn't belong in politics, it should be in humor or the rubber room.

Yes, no childish crap in Politics. Either in real life or this group.