Piss Bucket
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- Sep 16, 2014
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Personally, I think that an adult playing video games represents a major malfunction. My son forces me to play video games with him from time to time. But, he is 9. I do not really care for the games. They are, frankly, boring. But I will play with him in order to make him happy.
But, a grown man playing them by choice? Video games are basically just toys. They serve to amuse the person playing with them and to pass the time. I know, there are super cool graphics, and skill, and other bullshit. I do not care, though. They are still toys. Hell, you have to have skills to put together a Lego thing. Those kits have literally hundreds of pieces.
If you have a 22 year old son who is an avid "gamer", then you have got a fucking problem on your hands. If your 22 year old was equally into Hot Wheels or Lincoln Logs you would take him to a psychologist for a mental evaluation. But not for video games?
What the fuck is wrong with the real world? If you are an adult, go do grownup shit. You should be trying to get pussy, not teleport to some alien imaginary world. Go get drunk and beat up some Mexicans. At least you can have some self-respect that way.
Just remember this acronym:
FAG: Frequent Adult Gamer
Do you watch television or movies or sports or read novels? If so, what kind of loser are you? Imagine, an adult actually sitting on a couch like a potato and being a passive recipient of entertainment being poured into his skull instead of being an active participant and directing and interacting with one's entertainment.
None of those require a glorified joystick and gay imaginary gameplay where imaginary things do weird shit with you.
Games do not compare to books. My TV viewing is pretty much restricted to news and non-fiction stuff. Admittedly, I am a biased individual. But, come on....they are fucking GAMES. They are playtime. You may as well be playing Rock-em Sock-em Robots, you pathetic asshole.
Rationalize all you want, honey. You are playing with toys. Btw, isn't it about bed time?