Ted Cruz needs to run against Trump in 2020.

[Votto]

Ted Cruz doesn't stand a chance against Daffy Donald.

He's only been married once. He's never declared bankruptcy. He's never fucked a porn star while his wife was at home nursing a newborn. He's never used an alias on the radio to brag about himself. He's never lusted after his daughter. He's never created a fake university to bilk senior citizens. He's never fellated Vladimir Putin. He's never cheated investors in a failing casino. He's never grabbed any pussies. He's never busted into the dressing rooms of underaged girls.

There isn't a thing for pseudocons to like about Cruz.

I disagree. If the Cheeto cannot get the wall built, which is why he was put there, Cruz can destroy him.

It may well be that the Swamp put the Cheeto there to prevent Cruz from winning and building the wall.

 

[Auld Phart]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

 

[NightFox]

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

Yes Please...

Shatner/Gretzky 2020
To Boldly Go Where No American President Has Gone since Silent Cal ….Making America Rational Again

 

[rightwinger]

Cool

Ted Cruz vs Beto ORourke. Part II

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

My daughter was born in Okinawa...guess where that is...guess what her citizenship has been since the moment of her birth...AMERICAN...not Japanese

 

[Taz]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

 

[Skylar]

And run on building the wall.

Didn't Cruz already have his ass handed to him by Trump in 2016?

For crying out loud, a no-name democrat from El Paso brought the race with an incumbant senator in Texas.....to within about 2.5%. Its a race that Cruz should have won by double digits.

Cruz isn't a particularly strong opponent.

 

[there4eyeM]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

You mean, you missed how it was revealed that Canada changed the records to disown him?

 

[Taz]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

My daughter was born in Okinawa...guess where that is...guess what her citizenship has been since the moment of her birth...AMERICAN...not Japanese

Is your daughter running for POTUS?

 

[Auld Phart]

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

You're either stupid, or trolling.

Too hard for me to tell.

 

[Auld Phart]

Born in Canada. Can't run for POTUS.

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

You mean, you missed how it was revealed that Canada changed the records to disown him?

They never owned him in the first place.

(You and taz attending the same kindergarten?)

 

[JWBooth]

He only just squeezed by a nobody, dont think potus is in his future.

Lol, Obama is supporting the "nobody" for 2020.

A Kenyan Muslim supporting a Canadian. Ya, that should work.

A whitebread pretend mexican supported by a jug eared chump of multiple claimed nationalities going up against a Canadian born Cuban with paternal Bush crime syndicate/CIA ties...and folks question why I quit the electoral system.

 

[Taz]

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

You're either stupid, or trolling.

Too hard for me to tell.

You'd make a good mod if you ever learn how to do it. .

 

[Auld Phart]

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

You're either stupid, or trolling.

Too hard for me to tell.

You'd make a good mod if you ever learn how to do it. .

Telling me I should thread ban you for trolling?

 

[Taz]

(You and taz attending the same kindergarten?)

Ya, it's called usmessageboard.

 

[Taz]

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

You're either stupid, or trolling.

Too hard for me to tell.

You'd make a good mod if you ever learn how to do it. .

Telling me I should thread ban you for trolling?

Aren't you supposed to shoot first and never ask questions later?

Don’t worry Will, banning me from this thread doesn’t matter, there are plenty of other dumb threads to post in.

 

[g5000]

Ted's dad killed Kennedy.

That should earn him some points with the hard Right.

"Yeahbut he's a gay Jew who shot the Pentagon with a missile."

 

[there4eyeM]

He only just squeezed by a nobody, dont think potus is in his future.

FYLTGE (from you lips to god's ear) One is certainly to hope (pray?) so.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

Yes Please...

Shatner/Gretzky 2020
To Boldly Go Where No American President Has Gone since Silent Cal ….Making America Rational Again

Jordan Peterson, maybe; not Trudeau.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

WRONG. you might have missed it, but he already ran for POTUS. Do try and keep up.

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

My daughter was born in Okinawa...guess where that is...guess what her citizenship has been since the moment of her birth...AMERICAN...not Japanese

Is your daughter running for POTUS?

She is not old enough yet, but when she is she will be just as eligible to do so as Trump or Bush or Reagan or a Clinton.

We cannot help that you are a moron, as much as we try you are too happy in your ignorance.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

So you want a fucking Canadian running our country?

He's not Canadian, he's Cuban-American

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

Cruz is born in Calgary. Guess where that is?

To an American born mother.

Guess what that means?

He's Canadian. A Messikin anchor baby would have a better chance than he does.

You're either stupid, or trolling.

Too hard for me to tell.

It does not have to be one or the other.