Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas state affairs commitee

[Wyatt earp]

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

The committee is typically the panel that hears abortion-related legislation and it will now address Farrar's House Bill 4620, which is named the "Men's Right to Know Act."


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Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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The article is from April it doesn't change the fact this bill is still taking place, It also proves what nutjobs these radical feminist jackasses are.

I can't stand the thought of jerking off, but really does this dumbass think she will stop men from jerking off. What kind of control freak even thinks about wanting to do this.

I mean it's almost as if you have to ask the Doctor if you can jerk off , get permission, or how about a license to jack off.

Jesus these people are totally nuts.

LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE PURPOSE OF THAT BILL!!!!



ZOOM RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

Interesting... So you miss the 6th grade?






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[Ringel05]

Good thing I left before the state installed cameras all over my house......... What's $100 times 2 times 365 times 32?

 

[Dale Smith]

"the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee...."

LMAO! Great catch! It reminds me of a Yahoo sports head line in 2001 when the Patriots were going to give try outs to WRs Torrance Small and Charles Johnson......the head line was "Pats To Take A Peek At Small, Johnson"........I kid you not!!!!

 

[BULLDOG]

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

The committee is typically the panel that hears abortion-related legislation and it will now address Farrar's House Bill 4620, which is named the "Men's Right to Know Act."


RELATED



Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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The article is from April it doesn't change the fact this bill is still taking place, It also proves what nutjobs these radical feminist jackasses are.

I can't stand the thought of jerking off, but really does this dumbass think she will stop men from jerking off. What kind of control freak even thinks about wanting to do this.

I mean it's almost as if you have to ask the Doctor if you can jerk off , get permission, or how about a license to jack off.

Jesus these people are totally nuts.

LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE PURPOSE OF THAT BILL!!!!



ZOOM RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

It's got no purpose other than street theater and wasting time.. Comparing masturbation to abortion just shows how UNQUALIFIED this lady is to hold office... That's her constituents' problem -- not mine..

No purpose other than street theatre? You mean like more than 50 different votes to kill Obamacare, and what was it, 10 or 12 different Benghazi investigations? The right should have won a Tony Award for all the different theatre productions they produced.

 

[BULLDOG]

Good thing I left before the state installed cameras all over my house......... What's $100 times 2 times 365 times 32?

You must have forearms like a blacksmith.

 

[Dale Smith]

Good thing I left before the state installed cameras all over my house......... What's $100 times 2 times 365 times 32?

You must have forearms like a blacksmith.

LMAO! Gotta give ya some props on that one!

 

[AvgGuyIA]

I wonder who rubbed her the wrong way?

 

[MindWars]

"the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee...."

LMAO, no pun intended right bhaahh

 

[Iceweasel]

The best part of her ran down her momma's legs.

 

[Coyote]

Unregulated masturbation....

 

[flacaltenn]

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

The committee is typically the panel that hears abortion-related legislation and it will now address Farrar's House Bill 4620, which is named the "Men's Right to Know Act."


RELATED



Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The article is from April it doesn't change the fact this bill is still taking place, It also proves what nutjobs these radical feminist jackasses are.

I can't stand the thought of jerking off, but really does this dumbass think she will stop men from jerking off. What kind of control freak even thinks about wanting to do this.

I mean it's almost as if you have to ask the Doctor if you can jerk off , get permission, or how about a license to jack off.

Jesus these people are totally nuts.

LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE PURPOSE OF THAT BILL!!!!



ZOOM RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

It's got no purpose other than street theater and wasting time.. Comparing masturbation to abortion just shows how UNQUALIFIED this lady is to hold office... That's her constituents' problem -- not mine..

No purpose other than street theatre? You mean like more than 50 different votes to kill Obamacare, and what was it, 10 or 12 different Benghazi investigations? The right should have won a Tony Award for all the different theatre productions they produced.

Nope Benghazi, O-Care are different issues. They are only ONE in YOUR mind because you're a whore for partisan gaming. Govt aint ABOUT making dramatic protests and bad theater. It's about govt and THIS is just plain STUPID and mockable..

 

[BULLDOG]

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

The committee is typically the panel that hears abortion-related legislation and it will now address Farrar's House Bill 4620, which is named the "Men's Right to Know Act."


RELATED



Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The article is from April it doesn't change the fact this bill is still taking place, It also proves what nutjobs these radical feminist jackasses are.

I can't stand the thought of jerking off, but really does this dumbass think she will stop men from jerking off. What kind of control freak even thinks about wanting to do this.

I mean it's almost as if you have to ask the Doctor if you can jerk off , get permission, or how about a license to jack off.

Jesus these people are totally nuts.

LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE PURPOSE OF THAT BILL!!!!



ZOOM RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

It's got no purpose other than street theater and wasting time.. Comparing masturbation to abortion just shows how UNQUALIFIED this lady is to hold office... That's her constituents' problem -- not mine..

No purpose other than street theatre? You mean like more than 50 different votes to kill Obamacare, and what was it, 10 or 12 different Benghazi investigations? The right should have won a Tony Award for all the different theatre productions they produced.

Nope Benghazi, O-Care are different issues. They are only ONE in YOUR mind because you're a whore for partisan gaming. Govt aint ABOUT making dramatic protests and bad theater. It's about govt and THIS is just plain STUPID and mockable..

More than 50 votes to kill Obamacare was bad theatre. Those votes only purpose as for house members to be able to say they voted against it. They knew it was a waste of time.

 

[Coyote]

So....inquiring minds want to know.




How are they going to enforce a masturbation bill?

 

[BULLDOG]

So....inquiring minds want to know.




How are they going to enforce a masturbation bill?

Universal hairy palm checks?

 

[Coyote]

 

[IsaacNewton]

Next, Texas will become the first state to impose 'Logan's Run' on the population. All persons reaching the age of 8 years will be required to have an age indicator implanted in their palms. These will track a person's age. Once they reach 30 years of age they are required to go to Carousel for Renewal. Carousel and Renewal not covered by Trumpcare.

 

[BULLDOG]

Next, Texas will become the first state to impose 'Logan's Run' on the population. All persons reaching the age of 8 years will be required to have an age indicator implanted in their palms. These will track a person's age. Once they reach 30 years of age they are required to go to Carousel for Renewal. Carousel and Renewal not covered by Trumpcare.

Don't be silly. This is Texas we're talking about. We would never impose "Logan's Run". It will be modified to "Logan's Waddle"

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf#navpanes=0

"ensure a doctor ’s right to invoke their personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra;"

What? A doctor gets to impose his religious beliefs on people? So if a doctor's religious beliefs mean he hates black people, he can simply not give black people stuff like viagra or vasectomies. Great.

"and promote fully-abstinent sexual relations or occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities, as a means of the healthiest way to ensure men ’s health."

So, allowing doctors not to do their job is somehow the healthiest way to ensure men's health. Er... no, I don't get it.

"An attending physician must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing Viagra."

Holy SHIT. So, a physician must carry out a "medically-unnecessary" exam of the guy's ass before doing a vasectomy or prescribing viagra. WHY?

"Emissions outside of a woman ’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life."

Wait, wanking is "failing to preserve the sanctity of life", what about eating meat? Executions? Texas loves them steaks and executions more than anything else. What about war? They're talking about the sanctity of life and going off and having meat for lunch, what a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

So, what next? Banning condoms because they "fail to preserve the sanctity of life"? Fuck off.

But yes, I don't GET IT.

Then coitus interruptus would be illegal too?

 

[Pogo]

"the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee...."

LMAO! Great catch! It reminds me of a Yahoo sports head line in 2001 when the Patriots were going to give try outs to WRs Torrance Small and Charles Johnson......the head line was "Pats To Take A Peek At Small, Johnson"........I kid you not!!!!

No truth to the rumor that, when the legislator introduced the bill an opponent called out, "oh come now".

The bill was pigeonholed. But there was no comment from the minority whip.

 

[Dale Smith]

"the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee...."

LMAO! Great catch! It reminds me of a Yahoo sports head line in 2001 when the Patriots were going to give try outs to WRs Torrance Small and Charles Johnson......the head line was "Pats To Take A Peek At Small, Johnson"........I kid you not!!!!

No truth to the rumor that, when the legislator introduced the bill an opponent called out, "oh come now".

The bill was pigeonholed. But there was no comment from the minority whip.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!