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14) Barack Obama
Charges: Outside of his promise to never end the pointless war in Afghanistan, his word has the integrity of Halliburton cement. Whether it was a robust public option, real net neutrality, importing prescription drugs, barring lobbyists from serving in the White House, meaningful Wall Street reform or ending the Bush tax cuts for the disgustingly wealthy, our President caved like the Metrodome under the weight of a bloated oligarchy. Most irksome, he seemed dignified doing it.
Aggravating factor: Authorized the assassination of Americans accused of terrorism.
Sentence: Primary challenge from the Rent is 2 Damn High guy.
25) david brooks
charges: The bernie madoff of american letters, every tortured construct and inaccurate assumption ever set to print by this annoyingly self-described bourgeoisie bohemian is a fraudulent attempt to justify why his house is more expensive than yours. Brooks couldnt even wait for the bodies to cool after the haiti earthquake before writing about how useless it is to send money because those voodoo-lovin savages simply cant be helped.
Aggravating factor: its time to find self-confident local leaders who will create no excuses countercultures in places like haiti, surrounding peoplemaybe just in a neighborhood or a schoolwith middle-class assumptions, an achievement ethos and tough, measurable demands.
sentence: Buried under rubble; cholera.
1) You
Charges: Your brain’s been cobbled together over millions of years of blind evolution and it shows. You’re clumsy, stupid, weak and motivated by the basest of urges. Your MO is both grotesquely selfish and unquestionably deferential to questionable authority. You’re not in control of your life. You wear your ignorance like a badge of honor and gleefully submit to oppression, malfeasance and kleptocracy. You will buy anything. You will believe anything. You believe that evolution is a matter of belief. You likely scrolled down to #1, without reading the rest, because you’re an impatient, semi-literate Philistine who’s either unable or unwilling to digest more than 140 characters at a time. You think Epic Beard Man is a national hero and that Bradley Manning might be Eli and Peyton’s brother. You believe in American exceptionalism despite the contrary, compelling and overwhelming evidence. You tacitly partake in all manner of atrocity without batting a lash. You’re actively participating in our species’ extinction and you’re either in denial or you just don’t give a shit. You escape into every sort of mind-numbing distraction and ridiculous, convoluted fantasy, so you don’t have to face the bitter, terrifying fact that your life is utterly meaningless.
Aggravating factors: The careers of Rush Limbaugh, Oprah Winfrey, John Stossel and Justin Bieber; the success of The Secret, “Medium” and Atlas Shrugged; the election of Rand Paul; the existence of Kentucky, Texas and “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”
Sentence: Bad teeth, an affinity for afternoon tea and the guilt-plagued, nostalgic psyche of a fallen empire.
Although the list has conservatives near the top (who didn't see that coming?), this is a pretty good summation of Barrys' term so far:
14) Barack Obama
Charges: Outside of his promise to never end the pointless war in Afghanistan, his word has the integrity of Halliburton cement. Whether it was a robust public option, real net neutrality, importing prescription drugs, barring lobbyists from serving in the White House, meaningful Wall Street reform or ending the Bush tax cuts for the disgustingly wealthy, our President caved like the Metrodome under the weight of a bloated oligarchy. Most irksome, he seemed dignified doing it.
Aggravating factor: Authorized the assassination of Americans accused of terrorism.
Sentence: Primary challenge from the Rent is 2 Damn High guy.
Although the list has conservatives near the top (who didn't see that coming?), this is a pretty good summation of Barrys' term so far:
14) Barack Obama
Charges: Outside of his promise to never end the pointless war in Afghanistan, his word has the integrity of Halliburton cement. Whether it was a robust public option, real net neutrality, importing prescription drugs, barring lobbyists from serving in the White House, meaningful Wall Street reform or ending the Bush tax cuts for the disgustingly wealthy, our President caved like the Metrodome under the weight of a bloated oligarchy. Most irksome, he seemed dignified doing it.
Aggravating factor: Authorized the assassination of Americans accused of terrorism.
Sentence: Primary challenge from the Rent is 2 Damn High guy.
Sounds like #1 on the list rubbed you the wrong way.Click the Bones' offered linkie and find something that is:
Ponderous, plodding and unfunny.
Bones makes such interesting recommendations.
Click the Bones' offered linkie and find something that is:
Ponderous, plodding and unfunny.
Bones makes such interesting recommendations.
I find it vitriolically poignant. Keep it up with the petty, trollish comments. It's very flattering.Sounds like #1 on the list rubbed you the wrong way.Click the Bones' offered linkie and find something that is:
Ponderous, plodding and unfunny.
Bones makes such interesting recommendations.
Not at all.
The whole list was pedantic, predictable, trite, boring. You know, right up your alley.
Click the Bones' offered linkie and find something that is:
Ponderous, plodding and unfunny.
Bones makes such interesting recommendations.
You are just pouting because you did not make the list
I find it vitriolically poignant. Keep it up with the petty, trollish comments. It's very flattering.Sounds like #1 on the list rubbed you the wrong way.
Not at all.
The whole list was pedantic, predictable, trite, boring. You know, right up your alley.