The Assorted Circus Acts Today Masquerading as Journalists: The MSNBC Roster

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1. Katy Tur

Position: Embedded reported for MSNBC coverage of The Donald's campaign.
Education: Graduate of Univ. California Santa Barbara 2005
Experience: The Weather Channel, blowing Keith Olbermann (wasn't he actually gay?)
Other qualifications: At least one of her parents is a transgender qu33r.

2. Rachel "Blinky" Maddow

Position: Comedy show that discusses cucked republicans and supports the dems
Education: Graduate of Stanford and Oxford focusing on qu33r and lesbian studies
Experience: Subbing for Keith Olbermann
Other qualifications: Unclear whether Rachel is transgender qu33r or lesbian


Feel free to add details to these and other circus clowns on MSNBC!

 

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3. Chuck "Comb Forward" Todd

Position: Main broadcaster on propaganda shows that discuss cucked republicans and supports the dems
Education: College drop out
Experience: Obscure internet broadcasts, hired at various times by Chris Matthews and Tim Russert,
Other qualifications: Jewish