The Story of How I Fell in Love with my First Wife

Lord Long Rod

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She said her name is Lola, and she was sexy, long and lean. It was not long before she brought me to my knees. She is so sweet, my little Rock and Roll Queen. She didn’t have to do me like she did, but she did, and I thanked her.



Later on that night we gathered for the feast. We dined on a beast from the east, but no matter how hard we tried we just could not kill the beast. So we had drinks instead. She made me a margarita that was just a little too sweet. Unfortunately, I could not find my lost shaker of salt.



Lola sat down beside me and said “It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you”. I looked into her Judy blue eyes and replied, “It’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had”. Deep down inside I had a whole lot of love for this lady.



By this point in the evening, I was comfortably number from the cocktails. However, I still felt under pressure. See, she was a real tough cookie. Her mind was not for rent, to any god or government. She was a real smooth operator. Me, I was livin’ on a prayer. But I knew…I KNEW that I needed to have another piece of her custard pie and the sweet emotion that went with it. It was more than a feeling. I needed to have some more of her sugar poured on me.



I looked behind those blue eyes and said, “Mama, I’m comin’ home”. There’s something in the air tonight making me want to fly like a freebird. At first, she laughed and told me that I give love a bad name. I told her to give me all her loving and to stroke me. She gave me her tush, and she rocked me all night long.



She cried out, “I’m burning for you!” I told her I wanted the slow ride. She replied, “Any way you want it, baby. That’s the way you will get it.” She told me that I am the magic man and that I’ve got the magic hand. It was plainly hotter than hell.



I was nearing climax. I pulled out and she said “hit me with your best shot!” She got cobwebs in her eyes that night. I asked her, “Can’t you see?” She said “Oooh!! You are as cold as ice, baby!” I said I was not willing to sacrifice our love. So I told her that I have 2 tickets to paradise.



Not long thereafter we had a white wedding. Now we make our home sweet home together in the Rocky Mountain way. Of course, now I am an old man and she has big bottoms and is always telling me to keep my hands to myself.
 
I have a good story about meeting and falling in love with my sweetie.

She and I had talked on FaceBook on a thread on a mutual friend's page. Then talked on messenger. Then talked on the phone and swapped text messages.

I was working in Savannah and she lives in Atlanta. We made plans for me to come to Atlanta to take her to dinner. A few days before our date it occurred to me that she could be a vegan. Not only would that ruin going out to dinner, it was a deal breaker for any relationship.

So I called her and asked her. She burst out laughing. When I asked what was so funny, she explained that while she was talking to me she had 2 skillets of bacon cooking. That is when I knew she was the girl for me!
 
I remember my first love.

I found her behind a dumpster outside of a Panderosa. After I wiped the vomit from her lips I couldn't believe how stunning she was. I brushed the cat feces out of her hair, and brought her to my apartment. We cuddled on the floor next to a puke bucket. I finally got around to asking her name.

I'll never forget my first night with Steven.
 
I met my wife when she was stuck in the sand. I pulled her out and invited her for drinks. Been together everyday since. Sweetest, nicest lady I have ever known. A goddess among lesser women.
 
Originally posted by Lord Long Rod
She said her name is Lola, and she was sexy, long and lean.

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

His name was Lord Long Rod, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there

 
My wife was a wicked child. She knocked me out of her grandma's apple tree when I was 8. But as fate would have it, she was the only damn one left by the time I was ready to get hitched. All the good ones were taken.
 
The following is a true story. I lived it for over half a century.

Love at First Sight

My steady girl friend, Cathy,
lead me across the street.
She had a good friend there
she wanted me to meet.
Charleen was the friend;
to her I said hello,but another girl there
struck me like a blow.

She was as dazzling and bright
As a lovely polished ruby seen inmidday light.

Oh God! She’s my soul mate
the love of my life
my one and only, the girl
I need to be my wife.

Beautiful as the best of
my sweetest fantasy
I knew no other could
ever be as fine to me.

Cathy and Charleen disappeared
to me.
The beautiful young blonde
was all I could see.​

I saw:

Fine Nordic nose,
pretty pastel clothes,
slender and sleek,
peaches and cream cheek.

Hair as fair
as honey in air,
Voluptuous, Oh my.
So smitten was I
I could almost cry.

A brief conversation made me excited
as could be.
Thank God, this beauty’s smart,
perhaps as smart as me.

Cathy tugged my arm.
She said it’s time for us to go.
I wanted to scream out
“Hell no lets not go.”

Cathy and I went back
across the street.
I hoped the blonde and I
would soon again meet.

This is the story of
the night I met my Mary,
Sexy lovely fifteen year old
Mary Perry.

More than fifty years
after love at first sight
I know my feelings then
were true and very right.

Innocynioc

12-20-2020

In 2021 Mary, my wife of fifty-one years died of a sudden heart attack.
Life will never again be as sweet.



 
I had the poem above properly arranged and spaced, but the damned website insisted on moving "I saw and fine nordic nose" way over to the left even after I edited it.
 
I remember my first love.

I found her behind a dumpster outside of a Panderosa. After I wiped the vomit from her lips I couldn't believe how stunning she was. I brushed the cat feces out of her hair, and brought her to my apartment. We cuddled on the floor next to a puke bucket. I finally got around to asking her name.

I'll never forget my first night with Steven.
That is fucking beautiful, man! Thank you.
 
The following is a true story. I lived it for over half a century.

Love at First Sight

My steady girl friend, Cathy,
lead me across the street.
She had a good friend there
she wanted me to meet.
Charleen was the friend;
to her I said hello,but another girl there
struck me like a blow.

She was as dazzling and bright
As a lovely polished ruby seen inmidday light.

Oh God! She’s my soul mate
the love of my life
my one and only, the girl
I need to be my wife.

Beautiful as the best of
my sweetest fantasy
I knew no other could
ever be as fine to me.

Cathy and Charleen disappeared
to me.
The beautiful young blonde
was all I could see.​

I saw:

Fine Nordic nose,
pretty pastel clothes,
slender and sleek,
peaches and cream cheek.

Hair as fair
as honey in air,
Voluptuous, Oh my.
So smitten was I
I could almost cry.

A brief conversation made me excited
as could be.
Thank God, this beauty’s smart,
perhaps as smart as me.

Cathy tugged my arm.
She said it’s time for us to go.
I wanted to scream out
“Hell no lets not go.”

Cathy and I went back
across the street.
I hoped the blonde and I
would soon again meet.

This is the story of
the night I met my Mary,
Sexy lovely fifteen year old
Mary Perry.

More than fifty years
after love at first sight
I know my feelings then
were true and very right.

Innocynioc

12-20-2020

In 2021 Mary, my wife of fifty-one years died of a sudden heart attack.
Life will never again be as sweet.



Condolences. I hope you found peace.
 

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