Things to ponder

[TNHarley]

do you still have to put the seat down in a male bathroom?

 

[Wyld Kard]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

 

[TNHarley]

haha

 

[Wyld Kard]

If you choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

How come there aren't B batteries?

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

[Wyld Kard]

Why does quicksand work slowly?

 

[Lipush]

How did the "Don't step on the grass" sign got to the middle of the grass?

 

[Lipush]

if money doesnt grow on trees, why does a bank have branches?

Stigidish!

 

[Lipush]

Did Adam and Eve have a bellybutton?

 

[Lipush]

Why when little kids play in the sand and find weird stuff they're 'naughty brats', but when adults do it, they're "Archaeologists"?

 

[Wyld Kard]

Is it still called 'skinny dipping', if a fat person does it?

 

[Wyld Kard]

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?