Thought for the day

[Chris]

I once prayed for a bicycle.

Then I realized that God doesn't operate that way, so I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

 

[driveby]

Steal some common sense next time ..........

 

[Tom Clancy]

So moral of the story is.. You're a thief?

 

[Modbert]

So moral of the story is.. You're a thief?

God helps those who help themselves?

 

[Oddball]

I once prayed for a bicycle.

Then I realized that God doesn't operate that way, so I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

I call bull.

You paid someone else to steal the bike for you, so you didn't have to risk getting caught.

 

[Avatar4321]

God doesn't work that way either. I suggest you talk with Him a bit more.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Oftimes, the answer to prayer is "no."

 

[Avatar4321]

Oftimes, the answer to prayer is "no."

Even more often, they don't bother to listen to the answer.

 

[Shadow]

I once prayed for a bicycle.

Then I realized that God doesn't operate that way, so I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

Most people do not pray; they only beg. ~George Bernard Shaw

Be thankful that God's answers are wiser than your answers. ~William Culbertson