Abishai100
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I like new age pedestrianism-centric storytelling arguably very conducive to the modern pro-TrumpUSA consumerism and capitalism chatter in the social dialogue focused modern media (e.g., Charlie Rose, Planet Hollywood, Facebook, Human Genome Project, Olympics, etc.).
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Iceman, Spider-Woman, Spider-Man, and Firestar formed the heroic 'American Quartet,' a team of super-vigilantes whose alter-ego secret identities (bureaucrats, journalists, celebrities, etc.) remained hidden. The American Quartet were ordered by President Trump to deal with a new American menace, a steroids-pumped former weightlifter-turned-terrorist appropriately aliased 'Brute,' who was creating havoc at the Summer Olympic Games in Rio, Brazil. The American Quartet was poised and cautious simultaneously.
Brute was jumping around and throwing dumbbells at the heavyweight lifting competition in Rio one summer morning as the American Quarter burst in to deal with him. Iceman shot his liquid-nitrogen ice-gun at Brute's feet, creating 'ice-boots' which bolted him to the floor. Spider-Woman then sprayed him with her tranquilizer-mist spray, and Spider-Man followed with his giant net to keep Brute disarmed. Firestar then ended the onslaught with her hand-held hair-dryer which she used to blow hot air into Brute's face to compel him to calm down.
The American Quartet were relieved to discover that Brute was safe in international police custody and a special meeting at the United Nations headquarters was called, and Iceman and Spider-Woman were invited to give guest-speeches but declined, since they were planning their ornate and romantic wedding in Buenos Aires (Argentina). Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Firestar went on a trip of their own --- a fabulous boat-cruise (Celebrity Cruise Line) to New Zealand! Brute sat in his cell fuming at his useless brutish mass and muttered to himself, "I just wanted to pounce on 'TrumpUSA'!"
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Iceman, Spider-Woman, Spider-Man, and Firestar formed the heroic 'American Quartet,' a team of super-vigilantes whose alter-ego secret identities (bureaucrats, journalists, celebrities, etc.) remained hidden. The American Quartet were ordered by President Trump to deal with a new American menace, a steroids-pumped former weightlifter-turned-terrorist appropriately aliased 'Brute,' who was creating havoc at the Summer Olympic Games in Rio, Brazil. The American Quartet was poised and cautious simultaneously.
Brute was jumping around and throwing dumbbells at the heavyweight lifting competition in Rio one summer morning as the American Quarter burst in to deal with him. Iceman shot his liquid-nitrogen ice-gun at Brute's feet, creating 'ice-boots' which bolted him to the floor. Spider-Woman then sprayed him with her tranquilizer-mist spray, and Spider-Man followed with his giant net to keep Brute disarmed. Firestar then ended the onslaught with her hand-held hair-dryer which she used to blow hot air into Brute's face to compel him to calm down.
The American Quartet were relieved to discover that Brute was safe in international police custody and a special meeting at the United Nations headquarters was called, and Iceman and Spider-Woman were invited to give guest-speeches but declined, since they were planning their ornate and romantic wedding in Buenos Aires (Argentina). Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Firestar went on a trip of their own --- a fabulous boat-cruise (Celebrity Cruise Line) to New Zealand! Brute sat in his cell fuming at his useless brutish mass and muttered to himself, "I just wanted to pounce on 'TrumpUSA'!"
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