Two Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey

[Amelia]

Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. Their website is reporting that two women who ask to remain anonymous have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him to his private residence.

Two Women Claim Herman Cain Beat Them Sensless with a Frozen Turkey | The DAILY RASH

 

[Sallow]

Was there any commentary from the Turkey?

 

[bodecea]

The turkey had nothing to say:

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[Sherry]

 

[Luissa]

A frozen turkey? I call bullshit, but you have to give them props for creativity.

 

[Sallow]

A frozen turkey? I call bullshit, but you have to give them props for creativity.

Take a gander at the article. Seems like a right wing version of the Onion, without the wit or humor.

 

[BOBO]

...turkey in each hand! Herman always reminded me of another Iron Mike Tyson.

Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. Their website is reporting that two women who ask to remain anonymous have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him to his private residence.

Two Women Claim Herman Cain Beat Them Sensless with a Frozen Turkey | The DAILY RASH

 

[Luissa]

A frozen turkey? I call bullshit, but you have to give them props for creativity.

Take a gander at the article. Seems like a right wing version of the Onion, without the wit or humor.

Ah!

 

[waltky]

Uncle Ferd heard it told...

... he beat `em senseless with a frozen salami...

... den he hid it.

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

A frozen turkey? I call bullshit, but you have to give them props for creativity.

You're not very bright, are you?

 

[candycorn]

Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. Their website is reporting that two women who ask to remain anonymous have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him to his private residence.

Two Women Claim Herman Cain Beat Them Sensless with a Frozen Turkey | The DAILY RASH

I can believe it. Godfather's Pizza tastes about the same as a frozen turkey.

 

[Douger]

It's a fucking lie ! Negroes eat chicken, not turkey !