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[Connery]

Welcome Farty,

You will be a breath of fresh air around USMB...

Sumpin tells me old Farty ain't so "fresh".

Welcome. Have we met before?

I think he is our rock n roll smarty Mr. Farty.... He likes them dead eggers and SBDs... and is quite the thespian....

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Miss Skye. So good to meet a Lassie from the Isles [ image of a kilt }

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you freedombecki. Lad or Lassie?

 

[Connery]

Mister Connery. May I call you Sean? I want to thank you for welcoming me. I went away for a little bit because I had to learn a few tricks like how to post a video message.

Here is what I learned[youtube]omTtUE8ROLk&NR=1[/youtube]

Call me what you like Farty and I do not pull any finger unless I know where it has been.

 

[Dreamy]

Welcome Farty,

You will be a breath of fresh air around USMB...

Sumpin tells me old Farty ain't so "fresh".

Welcome. Have we met before?

I think he is our rock n roll smarty Mr. Farty.... He likes them dead eggers and SBDs... and is quite the thespian....

haha I am counting on Farty's entertainment value to be high.

 

[cereal_killer]

Welcome aboard! I see you've made yourself at home already enjoy the forums!

 

[percysunshine]

Welcome Fartmeister....there is a gauntlet to run here abouts.

What is the land airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow?

 

[RosieS]

Welcome Fartmeister....there is a gauntlet to run here abouts.

What is the land airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow?

Yer mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Regards from Rosie

 

[Two Thumbs]

At least you are rather different and entertaining, with good humor.

may want to avoid the flamezone. We tend to, well, we ah

hmmm

Put on your thickest skin and then don't go anyway.

 

[Wolfsister77]

Hi and welcome, enjoy your time here!!

 

[Mad Scientist]

Welcome to USMB, Farty McBragg! Tell us all about your Military Service if you have any.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Miss or is it Mister, Cereal Killer?

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Mister Sunshine. Any relation to Walker Percy?

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Two Thumbs. Miss or Mister? Not that it matters much. But for polite manners it is essential.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Miss Wolf. I have a soft spot in my heart and my loins for Wolves.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank Dr. Mad. It is Dr. isn't it? My military service will be discussed at a later date. I promise not to disappoint.

 

[Indofred]

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Farty McBragg and I am a Pondorous Pontificating Poster. Please, please, I know you all have questions. They can wait. For now the games are about to begin.

yours in grateful servitude
Farty McBragg

How will we tell you apart from the majority?

 

[Zona]

Strap in.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Mister Indo. Thank you.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Mister Arizona. Thank you. I've enjoyed your Iced Teas immensely.