What The Hell Are You Conservatives So Happy About Again?

[SYTFE]

I guess the question is a bit too difficult for the resident conservatives here to answer. Interesting.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Your guy is a lifelong Democrat, he lied through his fucking teeth to you about his relationship with Putin, he's an absolute elitist born with a silver spoon in his mouth, is appointing people who represent everything he campaigned against (Wall Street insiders, D.C. Lobbyists), is a serial adulterer, refused to release his tax returns, bragged about sexual assault, is barely present for security briefings, is already going back on his campaign promises, and has no idea what the fuck he's doing except tweet to SNL at 3 am. He simply wanted to be called president, but doesn't actually want to do the job. He's already expressed shock over how "involved" the job is going to be for him, the poor, poor one percenter.

He's not a true conservative and has exactly ZERO in common with what the Republican party used to represent. He whipped you guys up into a hysterical frenzy, exploited your anger, and simply toyed with your emotions throughout the entire campaign. You think that by having a rich president, then that will somehow translate into solving your OWN financial issues. You think that you'll make more money -- like Trump!

You think that building a wall along the border is going to make your mortgage for your mobile home more affordable. You think it will translate into greater job opportunities. What fucking planet do you guys live on?

So tell me, precious conservatives who are so afraid of brown people, other than your shared racism with dumbshit Donald, what exactly is it that you think a snake-oil salesman is going to do for the country?

Get away from the window...help is on the way...

 

[MarathonMike]

Why am I so happy? You must be joking me. The Obamas out, the Clintons are done, the Bushes are done, Sharpton and Jackson will not be allowed within 100 yards of the White House, Lerch is done, Lynch is done, need I go on? Like the Christmas song goes "These are a few of my favorite things....."

 

[NYcarbineer]

Conservatives are happy because they think abortion is going to be outlawed, gays are going to be kicked out of the military and denied the right to marry,

and Social Security and Medicare are going to disappear...

...along with all the Muslims in America.

 

[ScienceRocks]

Trump has done more good in a few weeks than Obama did in 8 years....and you haven't seen anything yet

Obama created 16 million jobs and brought our economy out of a depression. Are you being serious or just dense?

 

[SYTFE]

Why am I so happy? You must be joking me. The Obamas out, the Clintons are done, the Bushes are done, Sharpton and Jackson will not be allowed within 100 yards of the White House, Lerch is done, Lynch is done, need I go on? Like the Christmas song goes "These are a few of my favorite things....."

Interesting that not one of your reasons has to actually do with Trump. Very telling. Now we're getting somewhere...

 

[Carl in Michigan]

You sound like you're about to have a stroke. Hope you have blood pressure medication.

 

[whitehall]

Hmmm. So, if he is a life long Democrat who won't do what he says he will, just why is it that the left is doing everything in its power to stop him?

Mark

Because he's a fraud. A sociopath. A dangerous, reckless threat to America. And you fucking idiots voted for him.

You make a compelling argument, that Trump's not the one with the problem.

I am not the topic of the thread -- address the question in the OP any time.

The topic is "political happiness" and I'm right (pardon the pun) on topic

 

[MisterBeale]

Your guy is a lifelong Democrat, he lied through his fucking teeth to you about his relationship with Putin, he's an absolute elitist born with a silver spoon in his mouth, is appointing people who represent everything he campaigned against (Wall Street insiders, D.C. Lobbyists), is a serial adulterer, refused to release his tax returns, bragged about sexual assault, is barely present for security briefings, is already going back on his campaign promises, and has no idea what the fuck he's doing except tweet to SNL at 3 am. He simply wanted to be called president, but doesn't actually want to do the job. He's already expressed shock over how "involved" the job is going to be for him, the poor, poor one percenter.

He's not a true conservative and has exactly ZERO in common with what the Republican party used to represent. He whipped you guys up into a hysterical frenzy, exploited your anger, and simply toyed with your emotions throughout the entire campaign. You think that by having a rich president, then that will somehow translate into solving your OWN financial issues. You think that you'll make more money -- like Trump!

You think that building a wall along the border is going to make your mortgage for your mobile home more affordable. You think it will translate into greater job opportunities. What fucking planet do you guys live on?

So tell me, precious conservatives who are so afraid of brown people, other than your shared racism with dumbshit Donald, what exactly is it that you think a snake-oil salesman is going to do for the country?

You don't understand how this works Skippy.

The political, financial, and cultural elites have once again bamboozled America. The Democrats and Republicans are basically the same on every important issue. They only differ on tertiary issue, and nothing really changes substantially very quickly on those anyhow.

You, everyone like you, and those who oppose you, are all like silly children arguing over who gets to lick the bowl while the adults are going to eat the cake after you are all tucked into bed.

 

[SYTFE]

You sound like you're about to have a stroke. Hope you have blood pressure medication.

Tu quoque noted. Thanks for playing.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

The Bitch lost the election and her career of fucking up America is over!

That is something to be VERY happy about.

 

[WillowTree]

Conservatives are happy because they think abortion is going to be outlawed, gays are going to be kicked out of the military and denied the right to marry,

and Social Security and Medicare are going to disappear...

...along with all the Muslims in America.

No lifelong democrat would ever abolish abortion. Damn it's no fun living in a world where you cannot chop your baby into parts and sell it.

 

[tinydancer]

Holy toledo try decaff! Wind 'er down boy

 

[SYTFE]

You don't understand how this works Skippy.

The political, financial, and cultural elites have once again bamboozled America. The Democrats and Republicans are basically the same on every important issue. They only differ on tertiary issue, and nothing really changes substantially very quickly on those anyhow.

I agree, to a point. But still this doesn't answer the question in the OP. Try answering it, if you're one of the idiots who's actually happy Trump is being sworn in.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Your guy is a lifelong Democrat, he lied through his fucking teeth to you about his relationship with Putin, he's an absolute elitist born with a silver spoon in his mouth, is appointing people who represent everything he campaigned against (Wall Street insiders, D.C. Lobbyists), is a serial adulterer, refused to release his tax returns, bragged about sexual assault, is barely present for security briefings, is already going back on his campaign promises, and has no idea what the fuck he's doing except tweet to SNL at 3 am. He simply wanted to be called president, but doesn't actually want to do the job. He's already expressed shock over how "involved" the job is going to be for him, the poor, poor one percenter.

He's not a true conservative and has exactly ZERO in common with what the Republican party used to represent. He whipped you guys up into a hysterical frenzy, exploited your anger, and simply toyed with your emotions throughout the entire campaign. You think that by having a rich president, then that will somehow translate into solving your OWN financial issues. You think that you'll make more money -- like Trump!

You think that building a wall along the border is going to make your mortgage for your mobile home more affordable. You think it will translate into greater job opportunities. What fucking planet do you guys live on?

So tell me, precious conservatives who are so afraid of brown people, other than your shared racism with dumbshit Donald, what exactly is it that you think a snake-oil salesman is going to do for the country?

I see the tears are beginning to flow once again in the wake of the EC vote. Exquisite.

 

[theHawk]

Your guy is a lifelong Democrat, he lied through his fucking teeth to you about his relationship with Putin, he's an absolute elitist born with a silver spoon in his mouth, is appointing people who represent everything he campaigned against (Wall Street insiders, D.C. Lobbyists), is a serial adulterer, refused to release his tax returns, bragged about sexual assault, is barely present for security briefings, is already going back on his campaign promises, and has no idea what the fuck he's doing except tweet to SNL at 3 am. He simply wanted to be called president, but doesn't actually want to do the job. He's already expressed shock over how "involved" the job is going to be for him, the poor, poor one percenter.

He's not a true conservative and has exactly ZERO in common with what the Republican party used to represent. He whipped you guys up into a hysterical frenzy, exploited your anger, and simply toyed with your emotions throughout the entire campaign. You think that by having a rich president, then that will somehow translate into solving your OWN financial issues. You think that you'll make more money -- like Trump!

You think that building a wall along the border is going to make your mortgage for your mobile home more affordable. You think it will translate into greater job opportunities. What fucking planet do you guys live on?

So tell me, precious conservatives who are so afraid of brown people, other than your shared racism with dumbshit Donald, what exactly is it that you think a snake-oil salesman is going to do for the country?

Well he's certainly got you homo-progressives in a frenzy. It's already been worth it seeing the left implode.

 

[TomParks]

Trump has done more good in a few weeks than Obama did in 8 years....and you haven't seen anything yet

Obama created 16 million jobs and brought our economy out of a depression. Are you being serious or just dense?

16 million part time jobs and spent 9 trillion dollars....not too bad I guess

 

[WillowTree]

Trump has done more good in a few weeks than Obama did in 8 years....and you haven't seen anything yet

Obama created 16 million jobs and brought our economy out of a depression. Are you being serious or just dense?

And yet the use of food stamps has quadrupled, how does that square?

 

[SYTFE]

Your guy is a lifelong Democrat, he lied through his fucking teeth to you about his relationship with Putin, he's an absolute elitist born with a silver spoon in his mouth, is appointing people who represent everything he campaigned against (Wall Street insiders, D.C. Lobbyists), is a serial adulterer, refused to release his tax returns, bragged about sexual assault, is barely present for security briefings, is already going back on his campaign promises, and has no idea what the fuck he's doing except tweet to SNL at 3 am. He simply wanted to be called president, but doesn't actually want to do the job. He's already expressed shock over how "involved" the job is going to be for him, the poor, poor one percenter.

He's not a true conservative and has exactly ZERO in common with what the Republican party used to represent. He whipped you guys up into a hysterical frenzy, exploited your anger, and simply toyed with your emotions throughout the entire campaign. You think that by having a rich president, then that will somehow translate into solving your OWN financial issues. You think that you'll make more money -- like Trump!

You think that building a wall along the border is going to make your mortgage for your mobile home more affordable. You think it will translate into greater job opportunities. What fucking planet do you guys live on?

So tell me, precious conservatives who are so afraid of brown people, other than your shared racism with dumbshit Donald, what exactly is it that you think a snake-oil salesman is going to do for the country?

Well he's certainly got you homo-progressives in a frenzy. It's already been worth it seeing the left implode.

Ad hominem noted. Thanks for playing.

 

[TomParks]

Trump has done more good in a few weeks than Obama did in 8 years....and you haven't seen anything yet

Like what? Name one thing that he's "done." (Other than his colored hair.)

Trump showed us how to crush liberalism