What's Up With Pecker?

[Crepitus]

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer

Ironically if David Pecker exposed his own he'd be a criminal. Yet he seems to think he can expose somebody else's.

What a dick. He should be more.... uh, circumspect.

If he does he should bring in Stormy Daniels for a review. Kind of a side-by-side comparison.

You guys are killing me!

I'm so immature...

 

[Lesh]

Pecker...what a dick