White Jokes

[brewerboy]

I've never heard a good ol' "white joke", even in the time that I attended a South side Tucson High School and was the only white boy in my graduating class.

Anyone got any? I'd love to hear em, I bet they'd be a riot.

 

[Agnapostate]

A picture says a thousand words, you know.

 

[brewerboy]

Nice

 

[brewerboy]

Lets get em rolling here people, I know they're out there.

I wanna hear some "barefoot pregnant backwoods GPC smokin cut-off jean shorts/socks with sandal wearin" white people jokes.

And I totally wear socks with my Birks too, though not with shorts

 

[Agnapostate]

Wait...as in...?

 

[brewerboy]

What'd I tell ya about that shit in another thread?


Ahh, guess I asked for it didnt I?

 

[Agnapostate]

Hmmm...guess we could go for that. Here's a dedication to Bunny, the beloved admin of this board.

 

[JW Frogen]

You are sooooooooo white the hole is the ozone layer has applied for a hunting licence.

 

[JW Frogen]

You are sooooooo white you think Eminem is actually black.

 

[brewerboy]

You are sooooooooo white the hole is the ozone layer has applied for a hunting licence.

Does anyone else get this (I hope not) cause I sure dont.

 

[JW Frogen]

Does anyone else get this (I hope not) cause I sure dont.

That is because you sooooooooo white.

 

[Agnapostate]

Froggy's posts are just a tad absolutely incoherent.

 

[brewerboy]

Does anyone else get this (I hope not) cause I sure dont.

That is because you sooooooooo white.

and you're soooooo right

 

[JW Frogen]

Froggy's posts are just a tad absolutely incoherent.

I do drink you know? But when I read the posts of those who claim to be sober, I thank my affliction for it's grace.

 

[JW Frogen]

Does anyone else get this (I hope not) cause I sure dont.

That is because you sooooooooo white.

and you're soooooo right

White is not actually white (unless you are racist), white is as anal retentive does.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

You are sooooooooo white the hole is the ozone layer has applied for a hunting licence.

Does anyone else get this (I hope not) cause I sure dont.

Let me try. ou see with the hole there was the threat the sun would cook people, as in burn them, make them a different color? And the greatest threat would, one assumes, be to white people.

 

[justabubba]

tooth paste was invented by a west virginian

if it had been invented anywhere else it would be known as teeth paste

 

[Big Black Dog]

The best example of a white joke I can come up with is Al Gore...

 

[KittenKoder]

The best example of a white joke I can come up with is Al Gore...

Al Gore is a human joke.

 

[xotoxi]

You are sooooooo white you think Eminem is actually black.

So does he.