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Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office
Sponsored·Aug 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Tim Walz may have just been named Kamala's VP pick. Apart from being governor of Minnesota, the man is a real mystery. Who is he? Why is he? And what will he do in office?

Well, we at the Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret bucket list of the first ten things Tim Walz wants to do in office. Take a look — if you dare!

1. Purchase cackle-canceling headphones: Total life-savers during meetings with Kamala.
2. Authorize Minnesota to annex Michigan, Wisconsin, and Ohio: May the state with the best potlucks win.
3. Mandate tampons in every men's restroom in the nation: For, you know, equity and all that.
4. Change the US flag to look more like the Somalian flag: It'll be just like home sweet home in Minneapolis.
5. Burn down the White House for racial justice: George Floyd will be so proud.
6. Fire all cops: Utopia at last!
7. Invoke the 25th amendment against Kamala Harris: That's an obvious one.
8. Hide his wife from the First Gentleman: You never know where that creep might be lurking.
9. Authorize the installation of loudspeakers to broadcast the Muslim call to prayer in DC: If Sharia law worked so well in Minneapolis, maybe the rest of the country needs it, too.
10. Seize the means of production, but in a folksy, down-to-earth way: How very Midwestern of him. Workers of the world, let's get together sometime!

Well, there you go — isn't there so much to look forward to? Boy, are we glad this guy is a real man with a plan!

 

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Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office
Sponsored·Aug 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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Tim Walz may have just been named Kamala's VP pick. Apart from being governor of Minnesota, the man is a real mystery. Who is he? Why is he? And what will he do in office?

Well, we at the Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret bucket list of the first ten things Tim Walz wants to do in office. Take a look — if you dare!

1. Purchase cackle-canceling headphones: Total life-savers during meetings with Kamala.
2. Authorize Minnesota to annex Michigan, Wisconsin, and Ohio: May the state with the best potlucks win.
3. Mandate tampons in every men's restroom in the nation: For, you know, equity and all that.
4. Change the US flag to look more like the Somalian flag: It'll be just like home sweet home in Minneapolis.
5. Burn down the White House for racial justice: George Floyd will be so proud.
6. Fire all cops: Utopia at last!
7. Invoke the 25th amendment against Kamala Harris: That's an obvious one.
8. Hide his wife from the First Gentleman: You never know where that creep might be lurking.
9. Authorize the installation of loudspeakers to broadcast the Muslim call to prayer in DC: If Sharia law worked so well in Minneapolis, maybe the rest of the country needs it, too.
10. Seize the means of production, but in a folksy, down-to-earth way: How very Midwestern of him. Workers of the world, let's get together sometime!

Well, there you go — isn't there so much to look forward to? Boy, are we glad this guy is a real man with a plan!

Question. If this guy is from NE, WTF did he carpet bag to MN to get elected? Could it be that no one from NE wanted anything to do with him?