Why can't Russia hack CNN?

[SuperDemocrat]

I'm waiting for the day someone somewhere will hack into CNN's database just so we can see how attached they are to the DNC.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Pray to Putin. Maybe he'll grant you your wish.

 

[Stasha_Sz]

How would you know if they have not already done it?

 

[SwimExpert]

I'm waiting for the day someone somewhere will hack into CNN's database just so we can see how attached they are to the DNC.

Look, go find your own porn. Don't expect Russia to provide it for you.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Why?

 

[midcan5]

CNN's database? Huh? come on you have to be more imaginative, they actually have underground storage around Roswell, didn't you hear? In it are records galore but they'll in Martian script and only two or three humans can read it. This was reported on Breitbart and confirmed by Fox. So it has to be true.